by Richard Jammer September 26, 2018

A large fat bastard who does nothing but bully kids and cleans up large amounts of cat Diarrhoea famous pass times include cleaning cat diarrhoea ,cleaning brothers shit out off a bath , eating , skiving assembly’s , having his nails done by his Mum
by Lewie greenhoff December 12, 2017

Let's lloyd
by Hitler'sFavoriteCar August 17, 2020

Stack two, opened 16 oz. cans of Steel Reserve on top of one another. Lube your anus and sit on the cans so that they are both anally inserted. Then proceed to do 15 jumping jacks. Finally squat over a large bowl and with a slight push eject the cans and frothy beer. Remove the cans and drink the beer and whatever else is in the bowl.
by Lloyd Smith October 5, 2011

Verb The action of acting like your Lloyd. Nobody is really named Lloyd IRL, however, every single one of us has a scary story with one.
by PartyBard May 28, 2021

by Silly Social Media Trends November 23, 2021

Has a second life, often hidden away from shame. Selfishness and spiteful behaviour follows the Lloyd. Insecure about oneself and feeds on belittling others. Small man syndrome also associated with coming out of the closest. Lloyd's Registers as a mummys boy, couldn't uphold requirements of a man.
Shouldn't and couldn't.
Shouldn't and couldn't.
by anonymous November 13, 2020
