link trauma

Link trauma is the sense of unease that comes from viewing a link that leads to content that is shocking, obscene, and/or disgusting. It tends to result in the need for both eye bleach and immediate browser history clearing.

fluffybunnies: OMG, i have the worst link trauma right now

asstard2000: wtf? what happened?

fluffybunnies: some asshole linked me to some heinous japscat! what has been seen cannot be unseen!

fluffybunnies: GAHHHH!

by tentaclebombs October 16, 2009

Weak linking

Verb. To intentionally add a poor policy, person, protocol or machine into a system for the purposes of sabotage

Indra just recommended a poor engineer to Tom so she can weak link his team and beat them at the company retreat

Jyn's father worked with the Alliance so he could weak link the Death Star on purpose for the Rebel Alliance

The party blew up over a row about affirmative action when Shino said it's weak linking the workforce for political gain

by neoLinguistomorph October 1, 2018

Link Out

'Link out' is a term expressing separation of one's self from the current surroundings.
Often used in overly dramatic megalomaniacal monologues presented by self-absorbed narcissistic sociopaths.
Other variations of this term include LinkOuT' ,'Rink Out', 'Wrink Out', 'Lin Kout'.

After years of frustration, dumb Johnny finally decided to link out of his toxic relationships.

by stherdichøvternsten December 14, 2021

Link and Crash

STL phenomenon. Linking up with someone you have beef with then Crashing out. Often initiated with a text, usually ends up with the cops being called

Man 1: that one mf ManMan just texted me “link and crash” cause he heard what I said about his mom

Man 2: Aw shit here we go

by 314eva June 28, 2023

Creep Link

-Noun
A link sent for the purpose of showing a picture to someone of another person that is physically attractive. (Done through facebook primarily.)

Yeah? Send me a Creep Link, lemme see how hot she is.

by RamJamJoe January 17, 2011

D-link

The act of touching a man's penis with your penis, if a foreskin is involved in the matter, it is know as docking. please see the "2003 References for Gay Sex" by Alan Richard for more.

guy 1: Hot damn, I didn't know Nathaniel was into D-link

guy 2: C'mon man its a lot of fun

by Beekmaster21 June 25, 2019

Dusty-Link

Dusty-Link is a youtuber who does gaming videos, vlogs, unboxings, let's plays, challenges, music, art, stop motions, and much more, he is not popular, but still loves youtube, and all his subscribers.

Dusty-Link is a youtuber.

by Dusty-Link January 13, 2019