dusty lamp 

When you can't get laid because you have very visible std's

That guy's herpes are so bad he's got a dusty lamp!

dusty lamp by regjoeschmo November 19, 2013

Lava Lamp Blaster 

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.

Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

Lava Lamp Blaster by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Lil Lamp

A True O.G. who shines when no one else does

Damn... Josue hooked me up with the answers, He's a real Lil Lamp

Lil Lamp by Yung Couch February 8, 2018

Dick Lamp

A person who is easily arroused

a person (mostly male) who is a dick or jerk.

"Yo dude, you see millo last night? what a dick lamp!"

Dick Lamp by BadB*tch June 8, 2018

snail lamp 

The most perfect, amazing, cool, pretty, beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning, swag, poggers, t a l l rat in the world,, really awesome ejjadjej we should get a completo date

Snail lamp my beloved

snail lamp by notyourgf April 20, 2021

one night lamp

When a guy and a girl get together and makeout, then call it a day.

"I met this girl at the party, and we had a one night lamp. Didn't even get to fuck her.

one night lamp by Boijangle November 28, 2013

Hit me with a lamp 

When a woman wants a man to hit her in the face with his dick during sex

I want Shawn Mendes to hit me with a lamp

Hit me with a lamp by UselessEyeLasers May 15, 2019