lacrossefaded

the state of being high on both the sport of lacrosse and marijuana.

Laxer 1 "Bro, let's smoke some bowls before the lax game."
Laxer 2 "Ya man, let's get lacrossefaded!"

by laxin bob October 18, 2011

lacrosterone

lacrosterone; when there happens to be too many "Lax Bros." in a small area, prompting many , hetero females and males to stay away for fear of ego. too much lacrosterone often times, will lead to a sausage fest.

"hey Stacy, are you going out to the party tonight?"
"No" said Stacy," I'm pretty sure that the amount of Lacrosterone in the building , it would be impossible for me to get in, even if I wanted too."
"I don't follow"
" I'd rather not deal wit the egos of the Lax Bros. or get raped"
" Ohhhh I understand now!"

by GreasyO May 7, 2013

The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole

There is rumored to be a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin, in which it sucks in all of the dads in the city, therefore leaving everybody with no father figure. (Donut Operator reference)

Hey did you hear about The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole?
No what's that?
It's a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin that sucks in all of the dads that live there leaving everyone without a father figure.
Oh so that's why I don't have a dad...

by sugondesenuts420 September 28, 2022

The La Crosse Toss

A move created by one of the sickest dudes in La Crosse. This is when you 69 and go the extra inch and half (three inches total) so that both partners are licking buttholes. Also known as the Buisman #2.

Tim: "What's the quickest way to eat shit and get a clean asshole?"
Harold: "The La Crosse Toss baby... Oh yeah."

by Kyle Willinger November 4, 2007

lacrossome

having a threesome with lacrosse players

Emily engaged in a lacrossome this weekend with mass and wick, players from the mens lacrosse team.

by shitforbrains November 16, 2006

Lacrosstitute

1.A felmale who finds lacrosse players completely desirable.,especially if he is a member of "Sweet Laxers Get More Play" organization.
1.Women who are only attracted to men who play the sport of lacrosse, due to their laid back "we dont give a fuck" attitude.
2.One who will only date, hook up, or screw a lacrosse player. The only exception would be if a lacrosstitute gets with one of the lacrosse players close friends, who parcially considers himself a laxer only becuase he hangs out with the lacrosse team all the time.
3.Emily TIbbets, of Duxbury High, would be a prime example of a lacrosstitute

Lacrosstitutes are the BESTTT

by CILaxer November 17, 2006

lacrossome

a term used by a lacrosse player that describes something as awesome

When Megan scored wicked goal, her team shouted that it was "lacrossome."

by alexandra May 27, 2006