johnny knocker

an individual who tit fucks... ...in Great Britain.

Timothy was a real johnny knocker, Maria was not pleased with her husbands particular partiality.

by edward van blankenstien June 12, 2013

rod knocker

one who talks shit about anothers dick

That fuck saw my cock on the internet and said shit about it, what a fucking rod knocker.

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 25, 2013

fock knocker

This is what 8 year old's on Call Of Duty think are bad lingo used by great players. But really, it isn't and they sound like dumbasses.

MLG Gamer: "Kid you fucking suck at this game."
8 year old: "No I don't you fock knocker, now let me kill you."

by the_spark_gamer March 30, 2015

shlong knocker

A flaming homo looking for random dicks in the club

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker

by poonhound9921013 December 14, 2015

nottingham knocker

Nathan.H - giving cold callers a titwank at the door

Oh hi, yes I'd like a nottingham knocker

by PsudoSid July 16, 2016

brick knocker

Worlds ugliest pornstar

Nick is a brick knocker.

by Hipdaddyz July 15, 2016

a knocker

an easy one; a piece of cake; not difficult to do or achieve

Billy, that test was a knocker man. I killed that shit.

by yasgoogle October 9, 2017