Tinker Knocker

Tinker Knockers are the third gender that the government doesn't want people knowing about. They have nostrils in their butts, and giant ears. They live mainly in caves. They live in California and Greenland, where the one surgeon that can fix their ears lives. They are social outcasts and if you ever spot one, do not go near it.

Tinker Knockers are very friendly and scary.

by fbiagent123 December 29, 2020

Whore knocker

A woman who provides regular sexual favours for many people. Money need not change hands to be considered one.

My mate was on his way home and a big set of blue balls on him. So he dropped into see the local whore knocker for a servicing.

by thecount11 June 2, 2015

fart knocker

vb. A prank that involves knocking on said door, then farting.

Jimmy: Hey dude I just pulled a fart knocker!

Billy: You are a dumbass.

by Jon Bone Jovi November 10, 2010

Cock Knocker

Someone who likes to knock cocks by making a fist, bending the fore-finger then striking the cock with all your might.

You are a cock knocker, your ma's a cock knocker etc etc.

by Wayne Travers May 31, 2006

Cock knocker

Using your cock to knock on the forehead of a sleeping person to wake them up, resembling a door knocker.

Mike and Todd used the cock knocker to wake up their spouses after a night of partying.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

cock knocker

Someone who knocks there cock.

Omfg, Jojo his cock knocked by a cock knocker!!!!!

by Daniel and Higor (aka Igor) October 21, 2003

cock knocker

like ringing the door bell but your balls do the ringing and your cock does the knockin'

he grabbed his cock knocker till his balls rang"ding dong"

by pchmaint January 5, 2006