kidney butt

The overflowing fat pushed up and out of one's way too tight jeans, which causes the said fat to be repositioned at kidney level.

Hey bro..... That chick is smokin hot, but check out her kidney butt!!!

by gnrcoax762 May 14, 2012

kidney disrupter

A penis.

As a gentleman, I always wait until the second date to introduce her to the ol' kidney disrupter.

by JCVN November 4, 2012

kidney chop

A swift chop to the kidney area after finishing anal sex causing the ass to tense up and wipe your cock clean when you pull out

I gave her a kidney chop after I finished so I didn't have shit on my dick when I pulled out

by Easy E 83 June 19, 2014

kinseymister

kinseymister is a total boob, loves video games and the sound of hentai. Its favorite thing is usually good dick joke, or just a dick in general.

OMG JULIA! Erik is being such a kinseymister right now in his chair! A man could never suck has much as a kinseymister though.

by ant9162 December 2, 2017

kidney basket

Common household cooler, repurposed for the use of storing and transporting stolen kidneys.

Guy says : Did you see the sale Walmart has on coolers?
Shady guy : yeah they make great kidney baskets.
Guy says : wait wha... *Passes out*

by Cat face emoji July 16, 2018

kidneysaroundyourstomach

A very serious disease that 10% of all human have. The disease is caused by a genetic mistake that have a 9.436% of occurring in a human’s birth. It will lead to the human having his/her kidney around their stomach. Study’s have shown that 100% of all human who have kidneysaroundyourstomach disease will die eventually. The only way to cure this is to go into the 4th dimension. Normal humans (as we all know) have two kidneys located in your legs.

Hey! You have kidney cancer!

Oh no! I have the kidneysaroundyourstomach disease! I only have one kidney!

Well that’s too bad, you’ll have to go to the 4th dimension, I guess.

by Dr. Mikeyougurt August 12, 2018

Kidney bean

Fandom of the amazing Joey Kidney. The kindest fandom ever, a kidney bean is so excepting of everyone and everything and is always ready to help anyone!

Friend: what fandoms are you in?
Kidney bean: I'm in the best fandom ever the kidney beans

by Kidney_bean January 11, 2019