Kinderjolly

The feeling you get when you’re a full grown adult but your feet can’t touch the floor where you’re sitting and they dangle.

A youthful reminiscent joy.

Wow, I love this seat. My feet can’t touch and im getting major kinderjolly.

by Samonthedictionary September 10, 2022

Kindergartener

A person who goes to Kindergarten, typically a 5 or 6-year-old.

Max is a kindergartener.

by Koria Cousley December 30, 2022

Kinder Egg Surprise

When you try to cum but piss comes out instead

Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !

by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023

Kiner

An adjective used to describe a woman who will sleep with you for money. A synonym to the word prostitute. Often found sleeping with the common folk of the town.

That bitch is such a Kiner. She will sleep with literally anyone.

She pulled her pants down and I had to send her home, I wouldn’t hit that shit with a 20ft pole. What a Kiner

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

Kidneynapped

When someone is kidnapped for their organs

I heard there's a terrible risked of being kidneynapped over there, I wouldn't recommend you travel

by Wingsnz May 14, 2023

National Kidney Foundation

A huge scam that conned me out of a kidney; this is an organization that offers you money for your kidney so they can help someone but then they "lose it in transit."

The National Kidney Foundation decided to con me out of a kidney, and I know they just wanted to take advantage of me, since their representatives refused to give me compensation for the kidney. And yes, I have sued them but the media has not supported me.

by dontdonatetothenkf February 11, 2012

Metaphorical kidney

What one offers their friends as a sign of appreciation, since a real kidney is quite expensive and a hassle to remove anyway.

You two are amazing. I would give you each one kidney, but then I would not have any, so you can have a metaphorical kidney instead.

by ellietist October 3, 2016