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Puerto Rican Shish Kebab

A hand job from a human being other than yourself.
“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”
by JahJah4prez August 23, 2024
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nob kebab

A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason
Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason
by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017
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Kebab

A sexual act where you stroke your shi while fingering your butt, usually with 3 fingers. while stroking away from your body you put your fingers more in your butt, making a sort of pendulum motion. Moving your fingers into your butt hole and stroking simultaneously. experienced kebabers can create an extremely fast rhythm thus maximizing orgasmic effiency.
Andrew and luke love doing the kebab to themself
by Aj2sheistiful June 2, 2025
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If The Kebab Is Good It’s Worth it

This is a saying used to describe not just kebab, but any choice in life that may be questionable, and is still worth it to do regardless of the consequence.
That kebab looks so good! It may give us food poisoning… but if the kebab is good it’s worth it!
by Harmonicole May 24, 2023
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Kebab

Verb

When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself
Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner
by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024
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Kebab

An eastern Europeans sexual parts.(e.g. muff)

Stems from 18th century turkey.
Kebabs must be had at some stage. Will we eat them before we go out?
by Tiarnan Mckeown May 25, 2017
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Klopper Kebab

A kid who always refers to his own inside jokes and phrases, as well as speaking gibberish frequently. Klopper is generally humorous and very entertaining to be around.
Me: Haha, look at that over there!
Klopper: Haha, hey bow it's Nigel, bic wan, zoob, yallah habibi *random noises*
Me: Uh, ok then, Klopper Kebab
by CM641 January 26, 2017
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