This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.
Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.
Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.
A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!
Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.
A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!
by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010
I FUCKING LOVE SHANS KEBAB!!!!
by horniman68 November 30, 2022
by Nastykebab January 22, 2018
by Sharktown January 29, 2019
A phrase mispronounced on purpose instead of saying 'I give up'. Used when shitfaced w your fam or when dying of hunger.
Natasha: Them girls eating cleansing salads like they care, I kebab lol. There's a turkish kebab across the street.
Ovula: Actually I did kebab yesterday tbh, but let's roll.
Ovula: Actually I did kebab yesterday tbh, but let's roll.
by jaraS128 May 25, 2017
A kebab consumed during a night of drinking that bounces back, usually on the head of a taxi driver or sidewalk.
Hey I’m pretty sure I ate a rubber kebab last night, the taxi service charged me for cleaning but I’m too hungover to remember.
by the kebab guy October 4, 2022
by rolli61 September 1, 2017