Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.
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"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"
"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"
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