Jordan 

a person that's too high to think straight and may fail in life and loves to comment on others when hes not perfect himself.

"your becoming such a jordan"
"you don't wanna end up a jordan"

Jordan by bob_kally December 23, 2012

Jordan 

Someone who often has lots of dandruff in there hair. Has no outlook on life apart from flipping burgers every second weekend.

Check his hair, it's so Jordan

Jordan by Pmcguire97 June 15, 2014

Jordan 

A Jordan is a fuck boy, someone who dates everyone, thinks their the shit when they're actually not. A guy who thinks it's "cute' to pout in pictures, someone who has over 200 girls on Facebook and flirts with them all.

"Omg, you're such a Jordan."

Jordan by InfiniteBeauty February 20, 2015

Jordan 

a creature with talons like iron and a singular nipple as long as a sword. His creature has no emotion and uses his nipple-sword to attack. Roams the streets of New York City and fucks pigeons.

Person 1: What is that creature
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...

Jordan by Amelia Winters June 8, 2015

Jordan 

Typically a male Gemini who will tell you he loves you but lie. Usually very lacking in the length department if you know what I mean. Cheater. Compulsive fibber and drama king. Especially the ones in raytown Missouri. STAY AWAY. seriously. Run for your life.

That guy is creepy and he's always lying! Must be Jordan. Jordan name

Jordan by thepussyslayer October 16, 2015

Jordan 

A man that is athletic,with a very large penis.

The George family has plenty of Jordans.

Jordan by Dp3s January 8, 2017

Jordan 

Jordan has huge nostrils that can fit the whole world in them. He is usually in love with Taylor’s and I super annoying and gay and way TOO clingy.

He loves Taylor he must be a Jordan

Jordan by Hshshsshshshs May 30, 2018