The nice, sexiest girl ever, she is great under the sheets. she is hot, sweet, smart and everyone is in love with her, or wants to be her
by idontlikeskool January 5, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. Known to be attracted to children, addicted to kit kats and orders more takeaways each week than a fat kid at McDonald’s. A Jordan is also one to be big headed, thinking he’s the best at everything even though he’s well and truly terrible
Sarah- “Do you want to take the kids to the park, John?”
John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”
John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”
by Here’s Daddy August 30, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. 
A boy Jordan is amazing. he is smart and witty, will always make you laugh, and will always be solving a Rubix cube. he is amazing and any good person is lucky to have a Jordan In their life. when a Jordan is insecure, he will keep it to himself. he might seem shy but he is the best. Jordan is and athlete and yes to play sports when i see a Jordan It is usually when they are playing sports. i love Jordan and if Jordan loves you back, dont let go.
by lkmmm April 12, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. by Hornynibbalaundrybasket February 26, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A guy who seems totally perfect, always caring, very sweet and affectionate, and semi-good-looking. But then turns out to be a total perv only sweet-talking you to get anything and everything he wants sexually. A fuckin' politician (literally).
by PseudonymName00 December 27, 2008
Get the Jordanmug.