Hockey Jockey

A "Hockey Jockey" is when a girl is riding a guy violently hard, while continuously punching him in the face; inevitably causing a broken nose, split lips & loss of teeth, while also causing the guy to blow the hardest load he ever has in his life.

Dude1: Holy Fuck! What the fuck happened to his face?! And why the fuck is he smiling?!

Dude2: His girl Hockey Jockey 'd the fuck out of him last night. His fucking balls exploded. This is the happiest I've ever seen that creepy fucker in his life!

by Jaty Kraytill May 25, 2009

jokerfied

v. past tense of jokerfy, the quality or condition of being disillusioned with society and those who actively engage in it without questioning established norms

"You seen Heath's Twitter lately? He's talking crazy about these elections."

"Yeah, when his boy dropped out he got jokerfied"

by jint3i April 21, 2020

jickers

Jeans knickers; jeans rolled up to mid-calf, frequently to prevent loose cuffs from being caught in a bicycle chain, or by poseurs who want others to think they're bike messengers.

All those kids lining up to get in the Vampire Weekend concert are wearing jickers, even though they didn't ride bikes here.

by Brock LeBrock August 8, 2009

Jackermitten

The state of being surprised after masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties wrapped over your eyes to blind yourself.

Dude, I was so jackermitten yesterday when my mom walked into my room while I was Jackermitting

by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

sorry joker

One who tries to be slick. A person who is a let down. Someone who is lazy. Anyone that doesn't do what they're told. Someone sneaky. Someone who doesn't do things the correct way. Someone lame. One that doesn't play their cards right.

Don't run, you sorry joker!

by Dustin b October 5, 2005

Heel Jacker

A male who is flexible enough to masturbate using the heels of their feet. Heel jackers are known to have extremely smooth heels.

Insept is a known heel jacker. One could determine this by smoothness of his heels.

by wtfzomgbbq September 11, 2007

Dirty Joker

The act of inserting the two index fingers into the anus while simultaneously inserting the two middle and two ring fingers into the vagina of a girl on her period. The fingers of the same kind on each hand must be held together during insertion. Next, take the bloodied middle and ring fingers along with the two shit smeared index fingers and paint the face of the girl in one stroke with each hand beginning from the middle of the face finishing at the corners of the mouth with all fingers meeting. Use the blood as lipstick to paint around the lips and the shit as eye shadow. Finally, fish out the joker in a deck of cards and lick-n-stick-it to the forehead of your date with the joker image facing up.

I was fucking Dana doggie style the other day and noticed she was on the rag so I gave her a Dirty Joker after I blew my wad. She looked like a sad clown.

by DonLogan123 December 6, 2011