Jesus

God's human form other than Chuck Norris, Jesus is the ultimate Zombie killing machine.

The Holy Trinity: The Father, Chuck Norris, The Holy Ghost, and Jesus

by anti.DOT September 24, 2009

Jesus

A man who died on the cross for us. A man who sacrificed his life for us. A man who made us. A man who made the world for us. His heart is my heart , his love is my love.

Love my Jesus

by Danjulheidan March 14, 2017

Jesus

The one who died for you and loves you very much and he is king. Rejoice for one day he will come again.

Born from a virgin now queen of heaven. Jesus is amazing and save from our sin, rejoice!

by ドリームクラウド January 25, 2021

Jesus

Christine's heavenly cleavage.

Dude i saw Jesus yesterday. It was awesome!

by Why you wanna know May 27, 2010

Jesus

1) Savior of fallen man, light of the world. See Christianity
2) Chuck Norris

Interchangable with Dave Fox

1: Thank Jesus!
2: Did you see Walker, Texas Ranger last night?! That guy is Jesus
3: O-at-ka wouldn't be the same without Jesus

by Ryan Foster October 2, 2008

Jesus

The holy man himself

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus

by Nanta December 8, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is a Jewish hippie who loves listening to The Beatles.

You: "Dude, The Beatles are awesome."

Me: "Yeah, I know. Jesus said the same thing to me the other day but i prefer Slipknot."

by dark countess July 30, 2012