Jesus

Christine's heavenly cleavage.

Dude i saw Jesus yesterday. It was awesome!

by Why you wanna know May 27, 2010

Jesus

1) Savior of fallen man, light of the world. See Christianity
2) Chuck Norris

Interchangable with Dave Fox

1: Thank Jesus!
2: Did you see Walker, Texas Ranger last night?! That guy is Jesus
3: O-at-ka wouldn't be the same without Jesus

by Ryan Foster January 15, 2009

Jesus

The holy man himself

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus

by Nanta December 7, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is a Jewish hippie who loves listening to The Beatles.

You: "Dude, The Beatles are awesome."

Me: "Yeah, I know. Jesus said the same thing to me the other day but i prefer Slipknot."

by dark countess July 30, 2012

Jesus

A Hispanic guy who usually just does the same thing everyday. Jesus's tend to eat a lot when bored. There preferred food are: Hotdogs, peanut butter sandwiches, waffles, scrambled eggs. You can tell when a Jesus has been in the kitchen if you find butter knives, random jelly spots, an empty cup ready for whenever Jesus wants water.

Why is there so many butter knives in the sink?

"Jesus came over"

by That one guy DD February 11, 2014

Jesus

The guy who’s Mexican but looks black and says the n word. When you put glasses on him he looks like Winston, and often smells like stinky toes.

“Yo is that my boi Jesus!!!!”

J: “Ayyyyee my nig!”

“Smells like up stinky toes”

J: “what’s up stinky toes?!”

by Zzz Mexican June 15, 2018

Jesus

Jesus is a Hispanic name, meaning he is the best man you could ever have in your life.Jesus is caring and is loyal.

Hey Jesus I love you

by Lizzzzzieeeee April 14, 2019