Jesus

A Hispanic guy who usually just does the same thing everyday. Jesus's tend to eat a lot when bored. There preferred food are: Hotdogs, peanut butter sandwiches, waffles, scrambled eggs. You can tell when a Jesus has been in the kitchen if you find butter knives, random jelly spots, an empty cup ready for whenever Jesus wants water.

Why is there so many butter knives in the sink?

"Jesus came over"

by That one guy DD February 12, 2014

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The guy who’s Mexican but looks black and says the n word. When you put glasses on him he looks like Winston, and often smells like stinky toes.

“Yo is that my boi Jesus!!!!”

J: “Ayyyyee my nig!”

“Smells like up stinky toes”

J: “what’s up stinky toes?!”

by Zzz Mexican June 11, 2018

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Big beefy man boy who sits behind you in science and asks for a pencil (but little do you know he's crushing on you secretly). He has a strange background. He says he was born in the holy land or something. He is the most hottest man you will ever ever see in all of your life. He will always be the man you love, so you worship him in church every day so maybe he might come back to you and marry you, so you have an excuse to divorce your now husband ,David.

Grandkid 1: Nana what is love?
You: A great and amazing thing
Grandkid 2: Who was your first love.
You: ah it was a long time ago.. Jesus. That's why I go to church everyday.

by Ratatouille#1. January 08, 2020

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