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Christine's cum filled Cribbage 

When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.

christine sixteen

Reminiscent of the sexual vibe present in the original 1977 KISS song, a woman so hot beyond a “10”, is referred to as a “christine sixteen”
Dude, check out that girl! I’m going to go and get her number.

Bro, you are way out of your league she’s a christine sixteen.

Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith 

One of a kind. The best person you could ever meet. So full of life and joy, with a smile that could melt even the crustiest of hearts. Wise beyond her years and an infinite source of laughter.
Man, Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith sure is incredible. Whoever gets to be her side hoe is incredibly blessed.

Christine Suicide 

a popular being on myspace, Close to likes of jeffree star or Forbidden AKA Christina Dolce. See myspace
OH MY GOD! Its Christine Suicide from myspace.
Christine Suicide by Britni Kalitz November 10, 2008

Christine Solomon 

An established trained actor; Christine Solomon has performed in a wide range of productions across Canada, United States and Egypt.

She's The Sexiest Canadian Egyptian Actress around.
Christine Solomon is a famous Egyptian Canadian actress.

Her official website: www.christinesolomon.com
Christine Solomon by stolenboy July 19, 2009

christina's vanity

a fucking bbw kween who has no boundaries. Seen in a group of friends named "the unicorn horn squad"
Hey look, it's another bbw account
NO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE that's christina's vanity!