Jens

A poor piece of garbage who spends his life attempting to look wealthy.

Jens bought 3 IKEA lamps that can change color

by Sheepish mofucka September 19, 2020

Jens

Jens means that you are amazing, talented, powerful and smart. You’re the beste in everything and you like to let people know that. A true leader and a real gymking, inspiration for other people. A little agressieve but you can’t step on his toes. Just an amazing person

Jens is a real hero

by November 22, 2021

Jens

A very sexy guy

Do you know jens, he is zo hot

by Nietjanis January 30, 2020

Jens

An athletic young man who likes to go out with his friends and loves his girlfriend a lot! He's incredibly funny and hot. His arms are muscular and unforgettable. He's a great listener and cares a lot. Jens is the type of boy that will win you over with his goofy attitude and silly jokes but on the other hand, his soft shy side will make you stay. Get yourself a Jens before it's too late!!

A: Are you still single?

B: Yes, boys suck!

A: You should get yourself a Jens. They never dissapoint.

by Ami333 September 20, 2022

Jens

A friendly guy, not very outgoing. If you get the change to get to know him well you are a very lucky person! They have the biggest hearts and the best butts.

"Have you met my friend Jens?"
- "Yes he is so kind!"

by M1258 November 22, 2021

Jens

A little god allso known as a sexy beast

A Jens is a frequent masturbater

I felt like a Jens after masturbating 10 times Yesterday

by juM4nji October 26, 2020

Jens

A man so old people think he is retired 50 years ago. Makes more money than most people, but haven't used any of them
Since 1953 when he bought an ice cream for his wife.

Oh my fucking god, is that Jens walking over there??? I thought it was a dinosaur

by Old daddy May 13, 2017