jared rock

the biggest sex god amongst the nerds. Has a hot girlfriend and seduces underaged girls

Clyde: damn, you're such a jared rock

by Purple Sky May 24, 2016

Jared

Hot ass mother fucker that is always sexually explicit around females

man, he sure acts like a Jared

by CLC.Claire May 7, 2017

Jared

Like Justin, but fatter and more sensitive.

That dude is such a Justin.

No, he’s totally a Jared. Look at the way his tears drip down his double chin.

Oh, damn! You right!

by Jason Mimosa June 2, 2018

Jared

A guy whose greatness is legendary.

That guy must be a Jared.

by Infinite Spit June 11, 2018

Jared

Jared is 19, he doesn't know how to read
( (vine reference)

"Hey I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read"

by Bitchy Bastard August 8, 2018

jared

someone who is a kid all The time no mater his age and suck BBC all the time

"did you see jared he was on a BBC"

by gavin004 May 21, 2019

Jared Sucro

Curly haired short shitty baseball player. Has to red-shirt every team he tries out for. What a dusty musty crusty dried lipped loser

Jared Sucro? That nigga ass at baseball

by JSukesIsAFAG November 5, 2019