jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

by starky October 21, 2007

Chief Joseph

When someone pulls out a girls bloody tampon with their teeth. Then they shake their head back and fourth with it in their mouth making red marks on their cheeks. This makes them look like an idian chief.

My boyfriend gave me a chief joseph today and boy did he have some indian marks.

by Lindsey May 20, 2003

Joseph

a complicated, emotional guy who genuinely wants the best for everyone around him. He is incredibly kind, intelligent, passionate and funny. He makes an exceptional best friend, and will be an amazing husband/father.

Wow, any girl would be lucky to be with that guy, Joseph.

by happygf July 26, 2010

Jose

Jose one of the people I could not live without with. Has the most amazing personality ever, beautiful on the outside and inside. Extraordinary in every single way, no one word can sum him up as he is out of this universe. Not even near an angel. Can touch one’s heart so easily, has so much more to him than what meets the eye. His looks are amazing; once you look at his eyes you won’t be able to take your eye off him. One glance could never fulfil your needs. Every little thing he does is so cute even if it’s annoying you can’t be angry at him. I always want to hold his hands; his heart is so warm even though you can’t see it. I love everything about him; from head down to toe is beauty. If I didn’t meet him my life would not be complete, all I need to do is win your heart then I can die happy. Your smile is contagious and your laugh is music to my ears. One of the most important people in my life, think about you all the time. When I’m not talking to you I’m thinking of you, when I am talking to you I want to be with you. Made the biggest impact on my life so far, amazing guy. Could never ask for a better friend, I’ll love you forever even if you don’t feel the same way as me. If you meet someone called Jose -be warned you will want to hold on to him forever. When you lose him it's like you lost everything you ever gained, if you hurt him it hurts yourself much worse.

I think I just lost the best thing in my life,
Who?
Jose.

by DisasterDisaster February 9, 2010

Joseph

A lovely, hilarious, good looking guy who is loved by everyone. Is easy to get along with and once you befriend them, you don't want to let them go. Feels like you've known them forever after only a week of knowing them. Most have brown hair and blue eyes. Is very good at art and music and tends to play the tuba. He owns the latest mac and blackberry and is very "hip". Everyone wants to be friends with joe. If your joe's friend count yourself lucky, as he usually creates application forms first.

you would usually meet joseph's on holiday and end up being friends with them for life.

by williamjodie August 22, 2011

St. Joseph

Possibly one of the most boring towns in south-west Michigan. Populated by mostly rich people looking to settle down and have kids, the kids are usually stoners since there is nothing else to do in St. Hoe.

Kid 1: Hey, where are you from?
Kid 2: St. Joseph..
Kid 1: Oh, Got any ganja?

by JohnsFesteringTesticle March 31, 2010

jose

An a Amazing guy who is the sweetest ! Treats you like a princess like any women should be treated, keeps his word and knows his place he may mess up but he learns from his mistakes . Also adding that hes amazing in bed knows what he is doing and knows how to please you (; trust me when you loose a jose its like loosing everything....everything!!! Make sure you value him ! hes worth it just takes time

Girl :Omg you know jose !?
Other girl: yea he is the sweetest

Girl : gosh your so lucky to know a jose !!!

by shaniqua4321 December 14, 2015