Jesus H. Christopherson

When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.

Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"

by auditus maximus July 1, 2005

jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris

*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris

by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017

Jeus Christo

the true god, our savior, and when in shock, the first response should be "jues christo"

Don’t say ‘Jesus’ say ‘Jeus Christo’ dumbass.

by EwitsNairod January 11, 2021

Jeus Chist

Jeus Chist is real. he was nailed on a cross and made chistmas and chistians

Person 1-Hey, do you know Jesus Chist?
2-Yeah, Jeus Chist is that dude who died and made chistans

by OuterZ March 3, 2021

Jebus Christus

The ultimate lord and saviour of our world. When he was put up on the cross, he broke it with is bare hands and started fisting soldiers. God Incarnate.

Adam: I think Jesus is the true don of God.

Martin: Ain't sure about that one cheif. Jebus Christus is my lord and saviour.

Adam: You're a cultist aren't you.

Martin: Go to hell you fucking Heratic

by BobDaBich January 31, 2021

Jesuschrist

The robot from the future who defeats the wicked with kisses and tenderness
He solves problems with peace and love

If your dog dies, call Jesuschrist and he will heal it
When your father beats you he will turn him into a turtle

by Amlover January 28, 2022

jesuscrist

A holy man with the power to take your sins away and heal if hurt.

Person: Look its Jesuscrist!
Jesuscrist: I see you have made very bad sins.
Person: ...

by I don't even know kids June 6, 2018