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Jessica

She is the most amazing beautiful person alive. At first she can be shy but she’s amazing whoever she loves is the luckiest person alive. Jessica is one of a kind and if you get her don’t lose her. She usually dresses in black but has an amazing sense of style and loves to cuddle. If you date a Jessica be grateful
Dude 1:Woah dude look he’s dating a Jessica

Dude 2:Woah he’s so lucky Jessica’s really pretty
by Hello I’m here March 14, 2020
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Has the biggest dick you have ever seen.
Seen that girl over there?
Yeah that’s Jessica
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If you know a Jessica don't hang around. Run away and don't look back, thy may always seem amazing at first but they will be pulling you in ready to do anything in their power to destroy you.
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by MagicSENSE June 18, 2020
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The biggest snake there is! NEVER trust a jessica with anything. She will use you and when you drop her, she will try to blame everything on you. Jessica’s are also the biggest hoes:)
Girl 1: “What happened between you and Jessica?”

Girl 2: “She is a fake”
by thisisfun910 July 19, 2019
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a strong minded southern bell
whose idea of a perfect afternoon is
applying cake loads of drug store cosmetics to her face and going out for a walk on the Santa Monica beaches.
With the cold breeze rising up her pantie free legs and her double Ds strapped on good with a colorful hammock, which is also used in a dress like manner.
Because this is all left of her life after losing her teaching credential because her and her best friend would smoke out in
the back rooms of the science lab during teaching hours.
and her husband Eduardo a dirtty salvi leaving her with 8 kids and alotta debts after meeting a beautiful young puerto rican girl.
And the cosmetics surgeries haven't been helping because the
fault is iternal she needs to be happy with herself
she's depressed her family has rejected her existence for the fact that she has turned her back on their spiritual beliefs and instead of a traditional batmitzva she begged for a sweet sixteen and instead of ballet classes she asked for pole dancing classes, and later family rejection hit harder when she took up her carreer as a pornstar.
but at he end of the day her life is complete because
aslong as she has some fruit punch flavored kool aid and her best friend by her side nothing can go wrong.
they will walk the Santa Monica Beaches together
jobless,manless,and with long acrylic nails
but with their heads up high a joint in one hand and a 40 oz. in the other nothing can go wrong
john:damnn did you see that new movie jessica made
Juanito: OHH si si muyy caliente
john: shes yummy
by kalua nelson March 25, 2008
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A little rat who keeps trashing you on everything you do. They insult you but then say sorry after. But they don't mean it. Sometimes they get really aggressive, they may pinch and slap but it's all in good fun. They're quite stylish and can pull off multiple looks. Has trouble being nice sometimes but if you catch them on a good day it's all good.
Did you see that girl? She's a total Jessica
by lil il-fated October 7, 2017
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A retarded hoe bag that nobody likes. Try’s to get with everyone’s boyfriend but fails because she is an ugly whore
Wow Jessica is such a fugly slug
by mycababy October 22, 2017
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