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bed junkie

typically when a couple simply lie in bed all day. the couple participate in "cat naps" as the sunlight tends to stream through the windows. brief sentences are often communicated, as well as cuddling, kissing and romantic sex. showers are often taken much later in the evening together, in which following their first meal of the day will usually take place, back in bed.
yeah, i heard they were bed junkies
i just wanna be a bed junkie
by jimmyhustle January 3, 2011
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Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals
A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 9, 2014
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Junk-Slap

Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.

Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."
He junk-slapped himself while drumming.

"Sweet beaver! I junk-slapped myself!!!"
by RoflDave April 20, 2009
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junk

Dude you just touched my junk!!...do it again ;)
by General Turtle February 4, 2003
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junkball

In baseball, a pitch that is difficult to hit due to movement rather than velocity or power, such as a breaking ball or a knuckleball. A junkball (or "junk-ball" or "junk ball") will often be caught by the catcher in the dirt. It is often just as difficult for hitter to hit, as it is for a catcher to catch. Bill Lee, Pedro Martinez and Tim Wakefield of the Boston Red Sox are known to be junkball pitchers.
A catcher for a junkball pitcher should have a large glove and a quick eye.
by Ted West April 25, 2007
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Junkbomb

Junkbombing is the act of taking one's own old, broken, or useless stuff and secretly leaving it at other people's garage sales.
I found the remote to an old television in a box so I secretly junkbombed it.
by jorm May 6, 2011
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fuck junkie

Fuck Junkie is a person who cant get enough of sex
justine is a fuck junkie because she wants to fuck everyone
by Liam Kibbey-Newman September 12, 2006
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