Jamaican Polar Bear

A move demonstrated during sexual intercourse when the male ejaculates on his partners face, throws bleached pubic hairs in the semen (Angry Gorilla) and proceeds to defecate on their head symbolizing a polar bear with dreadlocks. Works best when the male has diarrhea. Used as either a breakup tactic, revenge tactic or a fetish act.

Yeah she wouldn't shut the fuck up so i just gave her a Jamaican Polar Bear yet she enjoyed it.

Jamaican Polar Bear by thefckisapseudonym March 22, 2010

jamaican breakfast 

Having a Red Stripe Jamaican Lager and Joint for breakfast.

Bob's hungover again, he's got his Jamaican breakfast.

jamaican breakfast by MC Dad April 17, 2017

Jamaican guy with dreads

There is no definition for him but here is a story

Jamaican guy with dreads once broke down my door, “AYAMON!!!” He starts spinning at nine hundred miles per hour and creates a category twenty tornado! Suddenly his dreads get ripped off and, razor sharp, they starts flying around and start killing people, then they fly into the ocean, afterwards forgotten for fifty years , then they come back as a hair monster the size of the United States and kill nearly everyone in the world, but someone throws a Molotov at it and burns it into nothing, the hair smoke that came from it, it’s poisonous and radioactive, every one dies.

Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.

THE END.

Jamaican guy with dreads by Thatrasistkid November 30, 2017

Jamaican Mudslide

Outlawed in so e jurisdictions, a Jamaican Mudslide occurs when a male is engaging in doggy style intercourse with a partner. The male makes sounds as if he's going to blow a load, but instead turns around and sneakily defecates on the partners back, mimicking the feeling of a warm load. The partner usually notices what has happened only when it is too late, and feces is already sliding down your back (hence: mudslide). Usually, the increased weight of the feces or smell of the room alerts the partner to second guess what is on their back. The discovery is generally unfortunate.

Sarah: What happened to that guy you met on Tinder?

Judy: We were having sex and he said he was going to bust on my back and I said ok. I then heard weird sounds and felt a very heavy, warm spot on my back. I stood up quickly, and his poop slid down my back. I was very embarrassed.

Sarah: Tinder is nuts. You got a Jamaican Mudslide.

Fefecate shit mudslide

Jamaican Mudslide by Great Seany May 3, 2018

Jamaican Men 

The most romantic, well spoken, faithful people in the world. They take romance to another level. The best in bed! Will love you no matter if you put on a few extra pounds. The complete package. Sweet talker and badman

When you think about a man who has the complete package, your thinking of Jamaican men.

Jamaican Men by Woman’s Association of Romance January 14, 2023

jamaican janelle 

a launch of projectile vomit from the backseat onto the driver and passenger followed by continuous, violent vomiting on the side of the road. Then, asking for a chili cheese dog and some ribs (noun).

to launch of projectile vomit from the backseat onto the driver and passenger followed by continuous, violent vomiting on the side of the road. Then, asking for a chili cheese dog and some ribs (verb).

LaShonda, dont drink so much before we go to the bar, because the last thing I need is a jamaican janelle.

Requeefa, are you gonna pull a jamaican janelle tonight? After all, you haven't drank for months and now you are doing all these shots.

jamaican janelle by Ninety-two Accord September 8, 2006

jamaican nose-job 

Where you skeet in a girls nose and then she snorts it then she spits it on a guys dick and gives him a blow job.

after i gave marilyn a jamaican nose-job she got conjessted with skeet.

jamaican nose-job by Triston Pruitt January 16, 2009