Jashish moment

A moment when you dont know whats going on but u still start blurting out random crap.

Guy: Hey, what is the formula for area??
You: AREA IS STEWIE GRIFFIN TIMES MEGAN FOX = BILF haha
Guy: umm...

Man with golden voice : Jashish moment right there

by ShacoSecxyShash June 22, 2011

mary jasmine

Damn where do I begin? Mary Jasmine is one of the most beautiful girls out there, she's gorgeous and sexy and has a heart of gold, a hopeless romantic but often masks it to prevent getting hurt. People who really know her see her crazy, fun side. She's a bit quiet at first and only speaks when spoken to when around new people as she's scared to talk too much because her sweetness is often mistaken as flirtatious behavior. She'd rather not fight as she's all about peace and love, but if she has no choice she'll beat a bitch ass. She's the best girl anyone can ask for she's charming, ambitous, cunning, feisty, and a freak ;). It can't get any better than her. A good girl name with a naughty attitude.

"Mary Jasmine is a head Turner."

by Whiteknight326 January 14, 2018

Jastle

A god-like creature reigning from South-Eastern Norway. Said to live in a giant hall made of stone where huge parties are held every night. According to legend Jastle is the god of pussy and alcohol, and there is not a room in his home that hasn't got a personal dancer in it. From time to time Jastle has been known to venture to the outside world, however this is a dangerous practice, not a single woman in the world can resist his masculinity and charm. If Jastle is seen be a woman, she will fall in love isntantly and be unable to resist him for the rest of her life.

What's that group of 298,193 girls doing over there?"-"I don't know, but I think Jastle is mowing the lawn topless again.

by MrsJastle December 1, 2010

Jassis

The most gorgeous girl in the whole wide world. Knows how to cheer you up. Amazing pianist. Best smile and is simply amazing. She is smart, talented and is a gift from God :) We all know that Jassis' are the best <3

K: Omg you know Jassis?
N: Yeah.
K: She is the nicest girl you will ever meet. So gorgeous. I just love her.
N: Yeah, all the guys dig her too ;)

by miaaooooooooow. March 22, 2012

Jasmyn

Very smart, energetic, fun,loving and makes everyone smile around her. She is a joker and loves to get attention from anyone. Can be stubborn when she wants something she can't have and very independent. Most everyone love's to be around her because of her ambition for life. She is very beautiful and precious like a flower. But don't make her mad for she will make sure everyone knows it.

Jasmyn is a beautiful smelling flower that likes to joke around and is firm with her chooses in life .

by tootsie 1 February 3, 2010

Jascha

A beautiful man - almost as hard to look at as Edward in the Twighlight books because he looks so good. He is brilliant, funny, and crazy athletic. He is gifted and extremely loveable. This boy would have to be the highlight of every party. He will probably steal your girlfriend, but you cannot do anything about it.

Guys:
1: What the fuck, does he have diamond skin?
2: No, that's just a Jascha

Girls:
1: I just came in my panties, is that Edward Cullen?
2: No, that is a Jascha

by MMMLuva February 5, 2010

Dirty jasmine

Dirty jasmine.

Well, this is someone so attractive and drop dead gorgeous. And she always goes hard. If your with her make sure you look good. Cuz she will ride you like a bull. She is quick ... she is a real little dirty thing .
But just be careful. If you treat this person wrong she will give u the worst rollercoaster ride of your life. I heated that she can be a little bit of a biter..

Dirty jasmine is like a rollercoaster ride

by . This is not me . June 5, 2020