Jar-tard

some one who struggles to open a jar

Billy-I cant open this jar!
Tommy-your a Jar-tard!

by SLAP'a'DODLE May 20, 2016

Penis Jar

A mason jar used to store a woman’s surgically removed penis

Dionna keeps her penis jar next to her fireplace. It’s HUGE!

by duqq June 10, 2020

mason jar

something that you put a figure in

I stuck my anime girl in the mason jar

by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

Banana Jar

A woman who has sex with random people, most times occurring nightly

Don't mess with her, bro. She's a banana jar

by Bananaleafblower171 July 20, 2016

Jar Job

When you shove a glass jar up yo girls ass and then shatter it inside by using extreme force to clap her cheeks together

Bro i gave Brooke a killer Jar Job last night.

by BiggT6969 March 3, 2019

Bear Jarring

Infuriating phrase adopted by teens in private schools in Surrey attempting to sound more street. Meaning ‘annoying’ which ironically, it is.

Rupert has a vagina in his bottom but he won’t let me try it. It’s Bear Jarring.

by Garygranted May 17, 2023

Mustard jar

Mustard jar
Praise the lord

Oh my god

Mustard jar:
me gusta
lol
he is not gay

by I_love_anime_ March 19, 2018