japanese cocktail 

A sweet exotic beverage achieved by landing a smoked sardine followed by a ping pong ball from a slant eyed oriental vigina into a martini glass.

OMG Jonny! I can't believe Daniel made that Japanese Cocktail on the corner of Dundas street last night!

japanese cocktail by Turtle Jap July 3, 2014

Japanese Staring Contest 

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

Japanese Staring Contest by lukebellend December 11, 2011

japanese flag 

When a female has her period while wearing white pants or skirt.

When she bent over to get her pen, the boys were treated to her japanese flag.

japanese flag by blarg September 8, 2003

Japanese Rain Goggles 

At the climax of a sexual encounter, the post-coital matter becomes airborne at an angle in which the recipient is caused to squint their eyes in anticipation. In that moment, the aforementioned distributor will, in an act of heroism, stretch the scrotal sack to cover the intended recipients' (then slanted) ocular cavities, thus creating Japanese Rain Goggles.

She finally accepted my relationship request on Facebook, solely due to my flawless execution of the Japanese Rain Goggles last night.

Japanese Rain Goggles by 2 1/2 men, -the 1/2, + a girl November 28, 2010

Japanese flag 

What you call your sheets after you rail a girl so hard she bleeds all over them.

I made that girl buy me new sheets after she turned mine into Japanese flags.

Japanese flag by Lil' Bandit January 16, 2008

japanese rain goggles 

When a girl squats over your face and dripps her pussy juices in your eye's.

oh yeah baby come here and give me the japanese rain goggles.

japanese rain goggles by flogglywoggly November 28, 2010

Japanese Rain Goggles 

When a girl is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and wished you had a pair of goggles.

Two And A Half Men:

Charlie: Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese rain goggles?

Alan: I've never even heard of that

Charlie: Neither had I until last night, and now I don't know how i'd ever live without them

Japanese Rain Goggles by Pista November 26, 2010