Ivan Rodriguez

One of the most famous and successful actors in homosexual pornography ever. He has sucked more cock than anyone else in history and been shafted in every orifice more times than anyone can count. He is an inspiration to homosexuals everywhere.

Hey, didn't Ivan Rodriguez suck Nick's cock 20 times yesterday?

Ivan robbed a sperm bank yesterday because he was thirsty.

by gangstaassnigga April 17, 2011

Ivan

The most stubborn, annoying, awkward, weird-ass guy ever, but smart at the same time!!!

Really weird.....

Wow , did you just pull an Ivan on me!?!?! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!

by Kaktoos1 May 3, 2016

ishank

To thrust a sharpened ipod or other apple related product into the body of another.

I was on the metro when a homeless man pulled out a sharp shiny ipod and ishanked me several times 'till I collapsed on the ground.

by Ed C June 11, 2007

Ilhanophobia

(n) (1) The politically and morally incorrect act of ascribing phrases like "gender apartheid" (Masih Alinejad), "rape culture" (Yasmine Mohammed), "letterbox" (Boris Johnson) etc. to the noble piece clothing called Hijab (and its purer versions like Niqaab) instead of associating it with "power, liberation, beauty, and resistance."

(2) The immodest act of removing one's hijab in public, encouraging others to do so, or defending in court women who are accused of those crimes in Islamic regimes (Nasrin Sotoudeh).

When Maryam Mirzakhani - the first female mathematician to receive Fields Medal - died at the age of 40 in 2017, Nike made a brave and laudable decision to hide her Ilhanophobia by sketching her in a hijab.

by Plough January 10, 2020

Ivan

The gayest dude alive, always unfocused, and can never take a hint, ( leave someone alone/ shut the fuck up), irritating as hell and always so, so, so amazingly doorhandleish (never does anything) always wants someone to be his daddy and he wants to have an enormous cock in his ass hole, and loves to catch dicks in his mouth,

That boy is such an Ivan..

by Sierra Oliivvew December 28, 2016

ishani

a pretty ....meh person who is failing all her classes bc shes writing this instead of doing hw

wow ishanis failing again

no surprise there

by __iishanii__ September 20, 2017

Ivan

Typically a guy with a very good heart and knows how to treat people with respect. He's into Ashley's but one Ashley is specific stole his heart on everything she's perfect 👀. Everyone talks mad shit on her name but she knows they aren't worth her time. Ivan's also have big dicks and have lot's of love, attention, comfort and loyalty for their loved one, just like this guy named Ivan Ortiz, he's a perfect example.

"That guy Ivan is very handsome only shit"

by Ivan Ortiz C September 17, 2018