The Royal Itch

A rash that is only cured by frequenting The Royal ex. The Merino Tavern owned by the Patterson family.

Holy moly bro I’ve got the Royal itch bad today.

by Confirmed ghostie November 29, 2023

itch-ray

also see: car slut definition #1. or car tart.

if booboo wasn't such an itch-ray, maybe he'd have a friend.

by boobah March 29, 2005

do it itches

slang way of saying "does it itch"

you've had that weave for a month. Do it itches?

by felixata August 19, 2011

itches

like "bitches."

but bitchier.

itches, man. fuckin' itches.

by itchesgetstitches September 09, 2022

itch

when two individuals decide to fornicate and the act of fornication is or can be classified as musty

Chad: yo bro did you see the girl Kyle fucked last night

Brad: yeah they itch every night

Chad: I still can’t believe Kyle be itchin the hot cheeto girl, she crusty

by daddywadeh June 21, 2021

Itch

An itch. Plural, for a group of hookers.

When I arrived at the convention in Las Vegas, I was confronted by a massive itch of hookers.

by Fluffy Juice February 15, 2020

Itches

When something or someone is itchy

My forehead itches

by Itches June 15, 2018