normals

normals like big screen tvs, gender archetypes, radio rock, are interested in cars, having babies, professional tattoos with sentimental meanings, they dont know shit about art, dont know shit about music, dont read, want to buy houses and clothes, and are worried about smelling nice. works a corporate job. goes out to 'chase pussy'. dances when bands play.

dude in flipflops wanders into a punk bar and complains that the women dont shave, erbody smells like b.o. and makes a douche of himself by being there.

"who was that bro in the orange tshirt pushing into me while the band was playing?"

"some normals"

by lifeSucksScumFuck April 22, 2014

Normal

In my opinion nobody is normal if we where all normal life would be boring we should all celebrate being different and how it effects out lives differently

A random girl : am i normal?
me : no although me and you arent nobody is we are all special and have different belifes and opinions!

by ThatVeganTeacher/Eddy Shiran February 2, 2022

Normal

If you use the word "normal" to describe yourself, you may suffer from the "normal" disease, and you probably identify as a straight white male. However, this disease can also have side effects, the most common being "denial" or "homophobia". If the boy in your class suddenly becomes attractive, you don't have to worry, it's something completely natural and it's most likely not a phase.

"Hey Daniel, what's your sexuality?"

"Ew what the heck, i'm normal."

by justaboringnonbinarylesbian November 23, 2021

Normal

What others think is acceptable behavior, and the pretense that you have no problems, cares or concerns. Idealistic way of looking , thinking and behavioring

Normal people work for a living.

by Lynn E. Poo February 1, 2022

Normal

Something people made up to make a social construct
Aka another thing that should be abolished

"they are so normal." "Don't call people "normal" it's not a thing."

by Depressed_weird_teen November 24, 2021

Normal dog

Girls who are for the streets. They are in no way wife material.

I hope my babe doesn't find out that I was with my normal dog last night.

by Not the normal one January 17, 2022

normal

When you're not original and are identical in dress, behaviour, etc, to everyone else, conforming, like the majority of people.

oustsider: you're weird!
normal person: if I'm common to everyone else I'm not weird, you're just treating me weird, I'm as normal as you can get!

by badmouth February 20, 2018