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Gas Ass

Gas Ass is a terrible condition in which a person is constantly letting out extremely stinky farts. Another name for this is "Chronic Flatulence" but "Gas Ass" is easier to remember and it's more modern. After a period of time of having Gas Ass, the butt will smell like stinky poop for the next 24 hours. Gas Ass is so bad that the farts stink up the entire room and it smells so bad that everyone else in the room has to leave while moaning, coughing, wheezing, etc. and putting their noses in their shirts and their eyes close. Usually they will be cursing, screaming, etc. When one has Gas Ass, you can literally see a cloud of brown hover around their butt. Gas Ass is a condition that no one should have and should be treated as soon as it's discovered.
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Situation 1:

Calvin was sitting in class one day when he started to absolutely rip ass and loud and horrible-smelling as humanly possible.

Michael: Dude, Calvin has the worst case of Gas Ass ever!
Dude: I know!

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Situation 2:

Calvin has Gas Ass later that night and is absolutely ripping ass at the dinner table.

The Dad: Calvin, that smells f*cking terrible, what is your sh*t?

Sister: OHMYGODITSMELLSSOBAD!!!!!!!!!!!

The mom then passes out while the sister and the dad evacuate the room while Calvin has a big smile on his face.
by TheGasAssMaster December 4, 2012
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Gas Whore

Crystal had no gas money for her car, so she became a gas whore
by Jennf May 9, 2006
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Ejaculation of gas

I: What was that noise
C: Ejaculation of gas
by IXKD December 16, 2020
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Ivan Ga

When you ask a guy "How are you?" and he say "I am like Ivan Ga", it means that he is cool af.
- "Hey, man! How are you?"
- "I am just like Ivan Ga!"
by SlaviIsSlav October 6, 2020
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Gas Fucked

A play on the expression "ass fucked". When the price of gas rises so high it is likened to anal sex and the pain often associated therein.
Guy 1: Damn it man, it cost 50 bucks to fill up my car

Guy 2: You totally got gas fucked
by jdbombassmofo December 2, 2011
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Gas Laser

A type of fart that sounds like a laser. Somewhat rare. Tends to mainly be a girl's fart, though it is unknown why.
by Seraphxzero December 26, 2007
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Mustard gas

The rank farts that you get after eating too many ballpark franks
It was Dollar Dog Night at the Phillies game last night and now I’m choking on mustard gas from the seven hot dogs I ate
by Slimebitch February 6, 2022
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