Facebook Investigator

Similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. Usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. The investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.

Johnny: hey, did you facebook friend Rebecca yet, so I can know her relationship status?
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.

Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.

by bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010

letter of intent

(Law) (Verb) A first kiss indicating that the kisser, i.e. initiator has the serious intention of doing something more to the kissee, i.e. receiver. Such as kissing more, something a bit sexier or potentially even dating depending on the circumstances specified in previous negotiations. It does not constitute either a promise or a contract, further described in the Flight of the Conchords so aptly named song A Kiss is Not a Contract.

(Verb) Declaration of intentions.

(Verb) First Move, aka you didn't chicken out.

Woman: What! I thougth you gave me a letter of intent, how are you NOW dating my sister?
Girl: OMG, he gave me a letter of intent after the Brittney Spears concert!
Man:Now that was a sweet sweet letter of intent.

by Not a Lawyer/CircuitCourtJudge May 16, 2011

inverted red sock

a protruding anal cavity dangling from a man or woman's behind resulting from vicious anal sex

that girl would be hot if it weren't for her inverted red sock

by tiffany November 5, 2004

inverted handjob

When a man does a handstand while a woman gives him a handjob

John removed his trousers and did a handstand. Lisel gave him a handjob. Thus, an inverted handjob was performed at a high level of expertise.

by INVERTEDHJ4LIFE May 25, 2006

intently

you look a something or someone very hard.

"i will study the test intently."

by Xxbluelightningxx November 28, 2016

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

promises and plans must be put into action, or else they are useless.

They didn't mean to ruin your birthday party. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, they probably just wanted to help.

by PurpleDragonFire September 30, 2016

Intentional Walk

When an individual gives another a free pass to any base. Often a way of showing pity, but sometimes just an excuse for a horny person to get some.

Often, when an a person reaches a certain age and is still a virgin, another will give them an Intentional Walk.

by WalksALot October 1, 2011