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interactionship

something akin to a friendship or relationship; it's explicitly not a friendship bc it may lack a foundation of trust to start and is traditionally not platonic; it's explicitly not a relationship bc it is not exclusive and lacks rigidity in commitment; it must be highly enjoyable and indulgent despite having an element of confusion due to its ambiguity

the origin stems from the need to refer to a non-traditional exchange between two individuals based off of a verb. 'relationship,' based on 'relate,' was rejected bc it has extremely different connotations. 'exchangeship' was rejected bc it sounds lame.

members of an interactionship may be referred to as 'interactioneers,' pioneering new ways that ppl relate, or as 'interactionauts,' (based off of astronauts), bc 'interactionship' sounds a bit like 'spaceship.'
KPouns: So what's the latest with that guy you hooked up with last weekend? Where is it headed?

JDH2: Who knows? It exceeds definition. I'd classify it as an interactionship at present.
by tootmyownhorn March 30, 2011
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Canadian Interception

When one is already pooping on the toilet and a second party poops between their legs.
Joe had to poop but Megan was already pooping. With it being the only toilet, Joe went for the Canadian Interception to avoid a lengthy clean-up.
by Piatt & Co. July 5, 2012
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Daily Dose of Internet

An amazing YouTuber who never click baits.
"Can we just appreciate how Daily Dose of Internet never click baits?"

-Overused comment.
by Lemmy_Fan November 5, 2020
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Internets

The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.

Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
"I hear there's rumors on the internets..."

--George W. Bush at the Presidential Debate
by Lace Valentine October 8, 2004
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Internet best friend

a person you trust with your life. a person you love so much but you've never even met before. a person your so close with, closer to then anyone else. they know more about you then you know about yourself. your best friend in the whole entire world but you've never even met before.
by ibeliveinyou July 25, 2019
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mcdonald's internet connection

When your playing an online game and your internet connection is so laggy that you have no control of your game.
Tim got that McDonald's internet connection, no wander his K/D's so bad
by Tj1700 April 18, 2016
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Internet News Scholar

A person who's sole intelligence comes from their daily reading of the news headlines on MSN.com or similar web-sites.

Most often they are annoying co-workers that need fresh material to bore you to death on a daily basis.
I am about to blow my brains out. Cari won't stop talking about the damn election and yesterday it was all about the bus crash.

Yeah, she is such an annoying Internet News Scholar.
by DB in MO October 21, 2008
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