instagram

The unit of weight for a hipster.

That bearded fellow in the flannel with the expensive coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020

ham on instagram

1.the act of tugging the chain to instagram models

2. going buck wild in any context

"nahh bros going ham on instagram"

by The Peepee Poopoo Man Himself February 9, 2024

Instagram Thot

A bitch named Jade who posts herself with her slutty clothes

Did you see that Instagram thot

by BuckieDee3 August 11, 2023

instagram comments

Synonym for hell on earth. It is a place where nothing is safe. Some comments may cause disgust in the viewer. No mercy is allowed and you will get calles the n-word more times than you can count.

Person 1: "Did you see these instagram comments on this disabled child's post?"
Person 2: "No, what did they say?"
Person 1: "Bro looks like Quagmire 💀", "nigga is built like Crimson chin" , "Retigga", " Giggity ahh face".

by Yothou12 April 28, 2024

instagram

most trashiest, dirties, stinky flop you'll ever see. hates successful people because she's jealous of them. block her when you make a new account.

ugh instagram deleted my account againt, she really wants to bring me down huh? what a flop

by kalo_kurva (stan loona) November 24, 2021

Instagram takeover

When a group of juniors request the seniors the access to their account so they can post something fun

The Revenants have now completed the Instagram Takeover of THIS PAGE for the next 24 hours!!!!

by RevLuB April 10, 2023

Instagram

A cynanide pill that eventually eats you out with with depression, anxiety and eating disorders. Despite being a "social" media, it is known to cause chronic loneliness and even suicides, especially among young adults and teenagers.

Influencer: OMG, I just fucked my boyfriend and made millions on OnlyFans!! I can't wait to post my vlog on Instagram!
Me: Why does everyone seem to have a perfect lifestyle on Instagram.

by SocialMediaCritic December 16, 2023