Instanag

noun. A text or instant message sent to a significant other to remind them that they are incapable of unprompted decision-making.

If you want to avoid a potentially volitile phone conversation, send an instanag instead. They will appreciate your thoughtful reminder.

by PrettySure August 5, 2019

InstantBeatz

A guy that makes beats at home and has no social life

Guy: "Hey, I make Beats at home and have no social life!"

InstantBeatz: "Mood"

by Notschi October 16, 2019

instant ocean

Marijuana. Used in the late Nineties to early Naughts in D.C. suburbs as a sly term for marijuana.

I'd like to get some instant ocean for my tank. You up for some instant ocean?

by mikealao April 22, 2020

Instant ocean man

A man that makes your vagina gush from one look.

He made me wet with one look, what an instant ocean man!

by kendog01 May 3, 2020

Instant Goods

When your watching porn, hentai, or other sexually related things and you find a video that's so good you share it on that one discord or subreddit your in.

Friend: How did you get so much Karma?!
Me: Instant Goods.

by False pseudonym May 15, 2020

instant influencer

it's a show by James Charles, and i love it! it is a make up show and you can learn about it, and its like an reality show. and Ashley Strong wins s01. and there are coming drags and things you know. and it is a youtubeorginal so you can easy watch it.

someone: he you watch Instant Influencer on youtube.
the other: yaeh ofc
the one on the background: omg what is that a show
someone: yeah! it is by James Charles!!
the one one the background: omg i love James so much i definitely gonna watch it!!!!!!!!!!

by just a mf person June 6, 2020

Instant Gratification Policing

When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.

Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"

by Cigar Dave June 9, 2020