A pub meeting (also known as a bar meeting) is just that: a meeting held in a pub or bar. Said meeting is for 2 or more people to discuss anything vaguely serious and is not a social event.
However, due to the location and available alcohol, it often turns into a social event. For this reason, pub meetings are not hugely effective or efficient and not recommended if you want to get things done, genuinely discuss something that you are serious about or discuss business matters. They are best organised to discuss ideas in the form of a simple brainstorming session; and the addition of alcohol makes it that much more interesting.
However, due to the location and available alcohol, it often turns into a social event. For this reason, pub meetings are not hugely effective or efficient and not recommended if you want to get things done, genuinely discuss something that you are serious about or discuss business matters. They are best organised to discuss ideas in the form of a simple brainstorming session; and the addition of alcohol makes it that much more interesting.
by MichaelToTheJ March 10, 2011
verb: to staff meet
1. To be trapped in a meeting by one's boss. This meeting involves the boss wearing dresses and talking to you without crossing her legs. It usually takes place at the top of the stairs in front of a mirror while the employees are trying to escape the visual.
2. A type of punishment for being a good employee. Usually accompanied by a cheap bottle of sweet rosé.
1. To be trapped in a meeting by one's boss. This meeting involves the boss wearing dresses and talking to you without crossing her legs. It usually takes place at the top of the stairs in front of a mirror while the employees are trying to escape the visual.
2. A type of punishment for being a good employee. Usually accompanied by a cheap bottle of sweet rosé.
BOSS: "Gather around me girls! Let's staff meet!"
Girl 1: "Jesus Lord. Not again!"
Girl 2: "She's scratching her crotch too" :(
Girl 3: *walks in* "What's going on?"
Girl 2: We were just staff met.
Girl 1: "Jesus Lord. Not again!"
Girl 2: "She's scratching her crotch too" :(
Girl 3: *walks in* "What's going on?"
Girl 2: We were just staff met.
by why.me July 16, 2011
by Chulie January 18, 2021
One who masterfully escapes meetings, without any trace.
All-Day Project Planning Meeting? Daily status call? Meeting with an annoying security vendor? Poof! A masterful Meeting Houdini can avoid without leaving a trace.
All-Day Project Planning Meeting? Daily status call? Meeting with an annoying security vendor? Poof! A masterful Meeting Houdini can avoid without leaving a trace.
Bob is an amazing Meeting Houdini. I asked him to attend his yearly performance review, and I got an SMS stating "My cat died last night. His last wishes were to be cremated and have his ashes scattered in the neighbour's sandbox."
by C.Steamer March 04, 2013
An area just outside of Philadelphia where is absolutely nothing to do. But it's one of the safest places around, next to Lafayette Hill. Later curfue than Conshy, cause not as much shit goes down. Most drugs there are done by kids under the age of fourteen. The local mall is getting better, rather than the shit it was two years ago. The more popular school is PW. Pretty shitty, but it's alright if you stay away from the mice and cockroaches. Overall, an aight place.
by bloodymarie72 January 13, 2011
When a group of intelligent and friendly truck enthusiasts get together to chat and display their beautiful and amazing vehicles.
I'm headed to the annual truck meet to show off my fabulous ride and hang out with some excellent people while supporting local businesses.
by 0pt1mu5 Pr1m3 August 24, 2022
A term referred to by people wishing to converge in a manner so that they can smoke and alter their perception of reality.
'Hey, CJ! Safety meeting!'
by the original dimwitter July 21, 2018