Itis

That tired feeling after you eat a lot.

That thanksgiving was amazing it gave m the itis.

by Marangelis June 7, 2018

Ity bity

Ity bity, a fun way to say small

Person 1: Aww that kitten is so ity bity 🥰

Person 2: I know right 😍🥰

by Skylordhavemercy June 4, 2021

nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu

nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu means if youre not getting on my terraria server youre dead bitch

Person 1: nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu
Person 2: ok fine bro im getting on rn
Person 1: yea i got your family in my basement

by nwordisfunny April 11, 2022

High-ity

Smelling of weed even if you haven't smoked it, such as if you've been in a room or area of people smoking it and now you also smell of it.

*weed smell is on your body even if you haven't smoked it because you were in the immediate area of people smoking it*

Person 1 "Dude, you're high-ity af. You've been near the weed smokers haven't you?"
Person 2 "Yea man but I didn't smoke it... I'm just high-ity"

by Cyr2Cold July 22, 2016

Telephone itis

: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.

When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.

by Jenyrose October 23, 2022

Fagioli-itis

From the Italian soup: Pasta e fagioli; and pronounced as Fag-ee-oh-lee-itis. After visiting a restaurant claiming to be authentically Italian, the waitress claimed she was the owners daughter and offered us the soup of the day. She pronounced it as Pasta Fag-ee-oh-lee. This prompted the term Fagioli-itis. It means a person that is full of crap, pretending to be something other than one’s true self, or someone being dishonest or misleading with a lie so full of mistakes that the ruse is given away immediately, with the the guilty party being completely unaware.

My mom claims to be 37 years old, but everyone here just attended my 50th birthday. I believe she has a case of fagioli-itis

by SooperJeenyus February 20, 2020

read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 5, 2008