Instagram

A platform a smart boyfriend should never let their girl post on.
Jake let his girlfriend post on instagram for the whole world to see her massive knockers in a bikini. The next week Asher fucked her brains out.

Nice Job Jake!
by btcterms March 30, 2023
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A cynanide pill that eventually eats you out with with depression, anxiety and eating disorders. Despite being a "social" media, it is known to cause chronic loneliness and even suicides, especially among young adults and teenagers.
Influencer: OMG, I just fucked my boyfriend and made millions on OnlyFans!! I can't wait to post my vlog on Instagram!
Me: Why does everyone seem to have a perfect lifestyle on Instagram.
by SocialMediaCritic December 16, 2023
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Instagram , a social networking site that allows you to post pictures and share things with people that are following you.
Add me on Instagram - s.a.n.i.a.k.u.m.a.r
by s.a.n.k May 22, 2020
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App where you post photos and sometimes videos, there is also cool filters.
Samatha: I posted a picture of you on Instagram girl!

Julia: ugh I hate you! You didn’t ask before posting.
by Lol Bella lol February 15, 2021
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Instagram is a platform built for little baby bitches that like to thieve memes.
“You’re have instagram?”

GiMmE YoUr MeMeS BitCh”
by yuh691 October 10, 2019
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instagram makes me feel pressured, objectified and the images portrayed are unrealistic.

my top 3 words to describe instagram
by sillysamuel May 02, 2024
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A social media where you fake being on an environment/fake using a random valuable object.
Usually used for taking normal pictures.
My post where I hold a Nintendo Switch OLED is blowing up on Instagram!
But you never had more than 100 dollars...
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