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(not) Instagram Celebrities

People, usually from the south of England, who are in Year 7-11 and are usually the elites in their class who are recognised by students all around the local town where their schools are based. They think they are Instagram Celebrities but they’re really not.

You can identify them if they have around 1000 followers, there account is on private and they have barley posts, or 0. This is the result of them removing old posts which they think are cringe and if they overflow with posts they leave the ‘celebrity circle’

There pictures are mainly of weird angles and face covered in masks, with girls usually having some glass effect and pictures heavily edited or put in mean less montages.

Their Instagram stories mainly involve asking the question ‘Anyone going to insert name heres’ or ‘Picture at name here agains’ and as most people from the schools would be in separate circles but at the same time a big one, they all say yes. Other things include them doing random number things, emoji things and ranking their ‘friends’

They also boast about what they do with their friends, boasting that they have spent money expensive clothes to wear at some random girls party and annoying little things, like comparing Endgame to England vs Croatia (only people understood that game) (real story)

By the time they get to 18 all their relevance is non existent
by Aldranster50 November 1, 2019
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instagram algorithm

An instagram format in which posts are in the order in which the user would want to see them, and not in chronological order.
Bob likes a post from five days ago. The girl who made the post asked Bob, "Why did you like my post from five days ago?" Bob said,"It's the goddamn Instagram algorithm, that's why!"
by Silent Jerry November 26, 2017
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Instagram

Do you wanna be a celebrity but are to poor? GREAT NEWS!!!! Instagram is the place for you!!!!
OMG Beccky you look so pretty in your Instagram post.
by JohnnyJohnny56 November 2, 2020
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sleep instagram

When your on Instagram but your sleeping
Like sleep walking so like sleep instagraming
by Rybandz May 7, 2018
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Instagram Overcompensation Post

An excessively personal, revealing Instagram post about oneself in response to the premise that people only share their "best moments" on Instagram. While Instagram Overcompensation Posts (IOP) have become a serious trend, distinctly personal information about millions of people is being posted publicly on the world's 6th leading social network (1 billion active users).
Did you see her Instagram Overcompensation Post (IOP) this morning? She shared several paragraphs of detailed information about her family's personal problems.

That guy's IOP the other day was so gnarly, he posted like 5 pictures of himself at the hospital getting hemorrhoid surgery because he wanted to be "real" with Instagram.
by Rasolo August 3, 2018
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Instagram lust

n. A global phenomenon of people thinking they're seeing the love of their life while scrolling on instagram even though they've never spoken or interacted with them.
That bitch is not the love of your life, you have Instagram lust.
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Instagram

A platform guaranteed to turn the addicted into sererely depressed individuals who will eventually make the decision to CTB because they don't have a good life that's as exciting as the famous people on there.
Eric (after a long day of being bullied at school) : I'm so bored, I'm just gonna use my phone for entertainment.

*Eric opens instagram*

*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*

Eric: oh shit

*Eric continues to scroll*

*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*

*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*

Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.

*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
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