When you are an active Instagram follower and like everyone’s picture, but the favor is never returned and you end up with little likes and many ghost followers
I feel like such an Instagram chump when I am consistently liking all of my followers pictures but they never like any of my pictures!
by Domi500 March 12, 2018
The coolest new wave of punk subculture which involves posting yourself in the classic 70s punk style, wearing extravagant makeup, piercings and untamed hair dyed into unnatural colours. Side by side, Instagram punks and the scene subculture are very similar, with one being the lovechild of techno and emo culture, and the other being the love child of social media narcissism and your dad’s (or lack thereof) music collection.
Alternating themselves from the original 70s punks, Instagram punks don’t hold any strong legitimate view of political happenings / philosophies. However, many hold a baseline of which style of Instagram punk they want to portray through their online personality. For example, a communist Instagram punk may enhance their online persona by sharing their distaste for capitalism from their Chinese sweatshop-produced phone while regularly enjoying fast food. Some other Instagram punks may also share a message of hatred for government and surveillance despite regularly donating selfies to a multi million dollar corporation’s database to be data mined.
Alternating themselves from the original 70s punks, Instagram punks don’t hold any strong legitimate view of political happenings / philosophies. However, many hold a baseline of which style of Instagram punk they want to portray through their online personality. For example, a communist Instagram punk may enhance their online persona by sharing their distaste for capitalism from their Chinese sweatshop-produced phone while regularly enjoying fast food. Some other Instagram punks may also share a message of hatred for government and surveillance despite regularly donating selfies to a multi million dollar corporation’s database to be data mined.
Girl: I like your Sex Pistols shirt, I had a boyfriend that looked exactly like Sid Viscious.
Guy with green mohawk and anarchy badges: Sid who?
*Thinking* Girl: Wow, what is with the abundance of Instagram punks nowadays?
Guy with green mohawk and anarchy badges: Sid who?
*Thinking* Girl: Wow, what is with the abundance of Instagram punks nowadays?
by Famian March 10, 2019
by BuckieDee3 August 11, 2023
People, usually from the south of England, who are in Year 7-11 and are usually the elites in their class who are recognised by students all around the local town where their schools are based. They think they are Instagram Celebrities but they’re really not.
You can identify them if they have around 1000 followers, there account is on private and they have barley posts, or 0. This is the result of them removing old posts which they think are cringe and if they overflow with posts they leave the ‘celebrity circle’
There pictures are mainly of weird angles and face covered in masks, with girls usually having some glass effect and pictures heavily edited or put in mean less montages.
Their Instagram stories mainly involve asking the question ‘Anyone going to insert name heres’ or ‘Picture at name here agains’ and as most people from the schools would be in separate circles but at the same time a big one, they all say yes. Other things include them doing random number things, emoji things and ranking their ‘friends’
They also boast about what they do with their friends, boasting that they have spent money expensive clothes to wear at some random girls party and annoying little things, like comparing Endgame to England vs Croatia (only people understood that game) (real story)
By the time they get to 18 all their relevance is non existent
You can identify them if they have around 1000 followers, there account is on private and they have barley posts, or 0. This is the result of them removing old posts which they think are cringe and if they overflow with posts they leave the ‘celebrity circle’
There pictures are mainly of weird angles and face covered in masks, with girls usually having some glass effect and pictures heavily edited or put in mean less montages.
Their Instagram stories mainly involve asking the question ‘Anyone going to insert name heres’ or ‘Picture at name here agains’ and as most people from the schools would be in separate circles but at the same time a big one, they all say yes. Other things include them doing random number things, emoji things and ranking their ‘friends’
They also boast about what they do with their friends, boasting that they have spent money expensive clothes to wear at some random girls party and annoying little things, like comparing Endgame to England vs Croatia (only people understood that game) (real story)
By the time they get to 18 all their relevance is non existent
(not) Instagram Celebrities
by Aldranster50 November 01, 2019
If you don’t fucking like what 20+ year old niggas are doing then unfollow them. Simple as that nigga, don’t worry about their life. Seem like you the one who need to change your mentality….
by Muthafucking mind ya business November 24, 2021
by TheRealMeezy4x September 10, 2022