immature

What many high school students are. Nuff said.

Just because you're in high school doesn't mean people cannot be immature. Maturity is nothing but a mere joke.

by StraightFMan April 26, 2006

Imma let you finish

What you say too look polite when you interupt someone, put them down, and are not going too really let them finish. Made famous by kanye west at the vma's when taylor swift won the award kanye wanted beyonce to win.

Host: The best female video goes to... Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift: Thank you so much!! I always dreamed what it was going to be like winning one of these someday, but I never thought it wold actually happen. I sing country music, so thank you so much for giving me a chance too win a vma award--
Kanye West: Now Taylor, Im really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time! (shrugs and walks away.)

~Later~
Obama: Jack ass.

by the poster of this word September 20, 2009

immobilarity

of or relating to the state of being incapable of being moved

After taking a massive bong hit, immobilarity sets in.

by LiquidSwords October 13, 2005

Immaculate deception

Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.

"Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right?" immaculate deception

by Walter eagle December 18, 2010

imminent

ready to take place; hanging threateningly over ones head.

We are in imminent danger for STD's.

by The Gookster January 10, 2005

immortality

The path to ultimate boredom.

(Immortal)Frank: Hey Mike, wanna become expert dueling yo-yo tricksters?

(Immortal)Mike: Sorry Frank, I already did that fifty nine quintillion years after I achieved immortality. With Jesus.

by bied January 21, 2008

Immaculate Infection

Contracting HIV/AIDS, herpes or any other STD while celibate.

Vagenda was shocked to hear from the nurse at the free clinic that she done got herself da clap again, even though she ain't been giving it up for no one, no how, for quite some time. Unfortunately, no one bought her Immaculate Infection explanation, not even her minister.

by Asphyxia 8 Mile April 26, 2009