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I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
mugGet the I got that dog in memug.

mom i got a pb

when u got a pb time in cubing you say this ¡MOM I GOT A PEEEEEBEEEEEE!
mom i got a pb:

you are solving a cube and boom you got a peebeee of 6.666 and you scream as noisly as you can: ¡mom i got a peeebeee!
by GDvalentepro January 25, 2017
mugGet the mom i got a pbmug.

i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable
nah man i only got bands sorry
by chaface21 November 20, 2019
mugGet the i only got bandsmug.

I got reach

When you tryna touch the booty from far away
You got a nice butt and I wanna touch it even though you're far away but I got reach
by Touchbutter November 29, 2019
mugGet the I got reachmug.
Ty is the place where you can go
Hi hi ride I just got off the ,, means kind and caring
by Fartish girl with dire a May 22, 2021
mugGet the Hi hi ride I just got off the ,,mug.

i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.
Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.
by Bensonius July 18, 2024
mugGet the i got teamug.

I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.
Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
mugGet the I have got a chubbymug.

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