hundige.dk

The Danish equivalent of Goatse.cx. Named after a suburb of Copenhagen which has old people as the majority of its residents.

"Dude, I miss making people go to goatse.cx."
"Dude, there's always hundige.dk, and most people don't know about that!"

by Soiled Undergarment November 7, 2004

Hundley

one who varts a lot, yet is a lovely person. They have GREAT friends, despite the chronic varting. They grow great beards, yet do not grasp the beard's full potential. They love cleveland steamers, and they tend to have blonde dopple-gangers. Tends to do silly things when they think no one can see them. LOVES POKEMON and iPhones!!

Chris: Look at that gay guy with COOL FRIENDS!!
Dan: Yeah, he's definitely a Hundley! *winks*

by tgrrrl May 13, 2010

Hundal

slang for the glans penis, or penis head. ie a bellend

wow, isn't it good that the hundal with it's many nerve ending exists, otherwise we'd just have a shaft!

by A. Berkman October 29, 2011

Huner

A nickname given to a person named "Hunter" to piss them off, because a fat, filthy girl gave him the nickname.

Some awesome dude, "Hey Huner want to do something after school?"
Huner, "Fuck off asshole."

by Clicksss July 6, 2016

Ford Five Hundred

As a matter of fact, the Ford Five Hundred will no longer be the name of the car. The Ford Company decided to stop production of the older roly-poly, boat-like Taurus, and name the Five Hundred the new Taurus mainly because of customer recognition for the 2008 brand.They also decided to name nearly every Ford car to start with an F except the Taurus; i.e. Fusion, Focus, Freesytle, F-Series... They decided that this was a good marketing move instead of actually competing with the reliable Japanese cars (most of which are made in America).

My buddy: I think I'm going to buy a Ford Five Hundred.

Me: Why is that?

My buddy: Because I like their marketing scheme. Most of the cars start with F's and 95% of their commercials only talk about the styling and how cool the car looks. Not the reliability, dependability, or resale value. It's a good company, I also saw you can stop an airplane on their commercial!

Me: You're an idiot.

by Andrewww November 24, 2007

Hundred Acre Wood

The penis belonging to the only man with Anal Vagina Herpes.

Aaron was really hungering for the Hundred Acre Wood.

by Andrew W Grohl December 18, 2012

Fat-hundred pounds

The point at which a person became so morbidly obese that a number cannot describe the weight. They're on an obesity scooter, they have many chins, and there are rolls in their rolls. They're really unsafe to be around because they might cause a sinkhole and avoid them in elevators.

Man: Dude, you have to do something soon; you gained fat-hundred pounds and you will die!
Obese guy: I just don't have the time to lose the weight, and besides, I just love fried foods and chocolate.
Man: You're such a dumbass, you still don't realize your problem.

by Mattdude October 27, 2014