Habitchuancer

A female who frequently parses or adds unnecessary nuance to her male partner’s statements

My wife is such a habitchuancer. She claimed I called her fat when I simply offered to buy her maternity pants

by The Ultimate Habitchuancer January 13, 2024

Hubism

Hubism is a religion that worships a God, the humbler, who enlightened humanity with 3 books. The first being humble beginnings, which was later split into 2 more books, (humbler), and (begin).

The Humbler originally enlightened Hubism upon Yousha and Yash.

by Sexymanchild212 February 4, 2024

Hubism

Hubism is a religion that worships a God, the humbler, who enlightened humanity with 3 books. The first being humble beginnings, which was later split into 2 more books, (humbler), and (begin).

The Humbler originally enlightened Hubism upon Yousha and Yash, the two Humbling Prophets of Hubism.

by Sexymanchild212 February 4, 2024

hibito

hibito is the sweetest boy you'll ever meet in life. and he'll be in your life for the long run ! he makes friends easily and is such a cute little social butterfly with his fist bumps and hugs. he is an actual guitar god, even though he looks like a ukelele kid. balancing his personal life and academics is never a hassle for hibito. he's always interested in learning new things. hibito is a sweetheart and anyone who knows him is one of the lucky ones. but don't fret if you don't know him, i said he makes friends easily ! he is approachable, witty, hilarious, and always around to help anyone in need. you'll always know him as the younger brother you never knew you wanted, but always subconsciously needed.

1. Get your Hibito now !
2. Wow, look, it’s a Hibito in the wild !

by cjiejie November 24, 2023

Habitette

Used to describe something that's habit forming but isn't really an addiction.

Ex: Caffeine, Sugar, Weed, Exercise, Video Games, YouTube, etc

Guy 1: "Dude, put that cookie down, you're addicted."

Guy 2: "I'm not addicted, it's a habitette."

by RandyGranny November 30, 2023

Habitual false confirmation bias

The tendency for an individual to wrongly come to a conclusion, largely due to that individuals obsession with a specific item or idea.

Danny states "Product X is only available on Apple IPhones, therefore Iphones are better." When in reality, Danny has an unhealthy obsession with Apple products and is rejecting the obvious signs that androids are better products. Danny is committing habitual false confirmation bias.

by I'mBetterThanYou2 December 1, 2023

Hibited

Means the opposite of prohibited.

Alcohol is hibited on my property.

Come over to party guys, you’re hibited to do whatever.

by Old lady24 May 8, 2024