by DraftBruner April 07, 2009
A Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket is the result of fucking a guy's boy-hole with a large knobby pickle and his dick until he has a cumgasm and makes pickle relish which the fuckee has to eat on crackers.
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
by Sageums + Ginger February 16, 2007
by kevinhasahugeasswang May 07, 2007
When a dead zombie who is old and crusty goes to a church and magicaly prays for a tide pod hot pocket and shoves it a 17 year old thottie's ass and fucks her vigerously and then leaves her on the bed the fills a bath with tide pods and puts on a sexy ass zombie bra from his ex thottie wife who is still alive with her 5 year old sister while she is only 1 year older then throws the teen thottie into the sexy tide pod bath and shoves 5 tide pods in her pussy and they all explode then...HE FUCKS HER AGAIN
by jungkookloveshotpockets June 21, 2018
When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.
by Tnasty6993 August 06, 2008
When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.
Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022