houses

Similar to holmes, just a more humorous way of saying it. Holmes sounds like homes; houses is also plural form of home.

1> Sup, Holmes, what's crackalating?
2> Not much, Houses.

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

Hoseslut

1.DuLong, the ho who works for the oil man.
2. A mega ho, to which any other term is insufficient.

K Du is SUCH a hoseslut.

by Can March 6, 2005

Honest Abe

Honest abe likes to eat the wet, fresh, and pink pussy, usually through 69.

I honest abed with my girlfriend last night. Boy did that pink taco taste good.

by brentgar March 24, 2013

brutally honest

when a self-absorbed a-hole tells someone his or her version of the truth without any regard for the person's feelings or self-esteem; usually done for the sole entertainment and self-fulfillment of the speaker with no benefit to the recipient except for reduced self-esteem (who needs self-esteem, really?)

I'll just be brutally honest, your not as pretty as your friend and that is why he left you for her.

by hawkwife November 24, 2010

honestly

A word increasingly used by people who emit diarrhea from their pie hole.

Honestly, like I know she's not a real manwhore like me.

by Cankhocklin March 19, 2014

talk to the horses

nip off round the back for a quick piss

holy shit mate, after all them beers I'm gonna have to talk to the horses...

by ehup November 26, 2003

Honest Mechanic

A species of homosapien believed to be extinct. At the start of the 20th century with the dawn of the car, there were in fact believed to be several (reproducing...?) species existing, but it was sure that by the 30's they were only a mystery.

It has now been used as an oxymoron to refer to a person that is clearly not what they seem like.

Recently, it has been used in conjunction with when the economy picks up.

A: "Dude, I swear she was hungry for some serious di-"
B: "-You'll find yourself an honest mechanic before you tap that. Admit it."

Or...

A: "I KNEW she wanted some, but I had to be home by 11. If I would have stayed I knew she would have gone all the way."
B: "You'll get yourself an honest mechanic like that when the economy picks up."

by Ultraturtle January 24, 2011