horizontal hierarchy

The order of digits in a number or the order of letters in a word or the order of characteristics in a classification table.

The horizontal hierarchy of our number system places the ten's column to the left and adjacent to the one's column.

by Patrick Eberhart May 28, 2006

hibergnation

When you lie down to take a nap and when you wake up an entire season has passed.

"Wow! Ken slept so long that he missed an entire semester!" "Yeah, he was in hibergnation."

by tbergman March 20, 2010

Hiberbate

Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are masturbating for extended periods of time.

Jeff never wants to come out with us, because all he does is hiberbate!

by SurfyMender4 December 2, 2010

Hamer

A real player. She/He will entice you with good looks and fun personality, and leave you sad, stressed and insane. NEVER fall for a Hamer

Tim - She dumped me after I spent so much time and money getting to know her

Bell - Well, she is one hell of a Hamer

by CrimesAngel January 21, 2018

Lift Hiker

A person who walks into an elevator, presses the floor they require then obliviously stands in front of the buttons so no other patrons may press the button they require.

stu: excuse me could you kindly step aside so that i may press the button?

Lift Hiker: oh sorry i didnt realise,

stu: Thats quite alright, (under breath) stupid lift hiker!

by stu hix September 7, 2007

the hibernation technique

when a young man places his nutta butta balls inside a nice inviting rectum, creating a warm environment for them during the winter. very similar to a squirrel hiding his nutts for the winter as well.

Gosh peter, its gonna be way too cold this winter for my nutts. Do you mind if i keep them warm in your rectum?

Good Lord! I think that damn squirrel just hid his nutts in my ass! Wait a minute...oh its just you Bob.

by justin capps February 29, 2004

hemersex

One who obsesses over the anal cavities of another.

"Jesus, Tyler is such a hemersex."

by Jon Smithers August 11, 2005