helpes

Herpes you get from banging the maid.

I banged the maid and now I have helpes.

by dnodnodno September 25, 2013

hellpit

School

Bye see you in that hellpit that they dare call school.

by Potter Fan 515 February 2, 2017

Hellpost

A hellpost is similar to a shitpost, but much much worse. It's a post that is so bad that it makes you feel like you've been trapped in hell for 900 years.

The phrase

"I love crunchy slime."

This is a hellpost. Reading it makes me wish the Earth would disintegrate and fling my wretched body into the sun, killing me instantly.

by AnElativePerson May 2, 2018

Helana Amos

Cruel, vile and vulgar with a cruel streak a mile wide.

Wow....you're being a real Helana Amos

by Nnif January 30, 2020

Help

Something I need with my homework

Me: friend, help me with math please, I’m failing
Friend: rip

by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020

Helaha

Helaha is that funny, loud loquacious girl in the friend group. She's also the one responsible for all of your relationships. Also the one being called over the loud speaker at school about starting that big fight, and who ended it. She's that 1/10 girl who would give up anything for jewellery. Hmm friend over jewellery? See that's a tough question for Helaha. And also people after hearing her name "What is a Helaha?"

Girls over hearing the name 'Helaha'
Girl: "What's a Helaha?"
Other Kid: "What did you just say?"

by imnotKyla December 23, 2020

help i accidentally

The bane of memes

Me: *types help i accidentally*
Google Recommendations: help i accidentally joined the italian mafia

by what king October 4, 2021