hansen maneuver

when a person is wearing baggy short shorts, they use a mirror to make sure their underpants are not showing by putting the mirror in between their legs, and positioning it to get a veiw of their crotch.

jane did the hansen maneuver before she went to rock climbing.

by swanson swayze June 3, 2006

Hansel and Gretel

The act of kidnapping and fattening up a skinny girl for future use.

I would like to Hansel and Gretel Brittany’s little ass.

by WarrenGold August 29, 2018

Hansel & Greteling

Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.

Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.

by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018

halsey

a multi talented artist who can sing, dance, cook, draw and whose mind is super powerful. unsuccessful people sometimes hate on her for the clout but they can stay pressed she doesn't care.

i've met god and she's a halsey

by hoe4hals August 11, 2019

Hansel

When a man stretches out his dick and proceeds to reach from underneath to grab the stretched dick and pull under and up the ass crack. When the dick is firmly pulled between the crack of the ass the man then proceeds to tightly squeeze his cheeks together with dick hanging out of the ass crack like a tail

CJ spent all morning stretching out his meat to make a Hansel.

by Rbrum May 16, 2018

haseong

Verb- to screw one's mother

aaron: hey I haseonged you last night
Derk: nooooo mommyyyyyy

by Ieao April 28, 2005

Hauser

To make a statement or take an action which defeats itself and/or clowns the initiator. To ridicule oneself unintentionally or disembowel one's entire stance in debate.

A message board synonym for Munsoned with origins in the flaming and trolling community and prior, to the legend of Kaspar Hauser in 19th century German history noted for contradicting himself and fabricating odd stories.

"Latent male homosexuality is disgusting to me. What are you wearing, John? Take it all off, you big fag. Dance for me in webcam."

"Hahaha...too funny. That homophobe just hausered himself."

by Duerf December 28, 2009