caught having a stroke

This is when a guy gets gets caught masturbating.

He was caught having a stroke.

by Dave- June 29, 2005

freshman hazing

harassing a freshman, especially on sports teams

football player: that frosh wouldn't shut up so they made him get everyone water. he still wouldn't shut up so they made him stick a pinecone up his ass.

mike: no way man, i didn't know their freshman hazing was that bad

by bee elf January 8, 2008

Having Hoes

a bunch of females that are attracted to you in a relationship manner .

Fred has always been Having Hoes .

by ...oh January 10, 2015

green hatting

to get high as shit then go to a skatepark and purposely bail on a grind and destroy ur sack on a rail

last night me and my mom went green hatting

by Preston Sierra August 12, 2007

having a life

Having a life is the state of not just being alive but doing something meaningful with it. Often used to insult people who don't have a life like johny.

"Jimmy tried to find the definition of having a life on urban dictionary but there was none he wrote a definition that he thinks is funny" said Johny
"HA HA jimmy doesn't have a life"

by 12345678910101010101010101010 May 17, 2017

having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

having trouble finding nemo

What is that?
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.
2. A kind of worm.
3. A movie for Kids.

Good answer:
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.

by Fred Derfy666 I'll find NEMO twice January 15, 2004