hansel and gretel

A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.

The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.

by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002

Hazel

the term for a woman who usually has many sexual encounters with different men.

yo, that bitch stay on that niggas dick. she a straight up hazel.

by Chris Sabin April 19, 2006

Hannelene

Origin: South-Africa
An absolutely amazing girl. Sensitive and emotional. Absolutely crazy and fun in a good way. Has dreamy eyes and the cutest face. Feels jealous even though she doesn't need to, as she is absolutely breathtaking. Is loved by all her friends and family. Her beauty is unmatched by any other, even though she doesn't know it. She is the cutest noodle ever.

Hannelene is a noodle; she is absolutely crazy.

by Eniac Nohj September 18, 2012

hazel’s biggest fan

hazel (glambusbys) is hazel’s biggest fan!!

someone: who is hazel’s biggest fan?
me: GLAMBUSBYS!!

by svftbusby March 27, 2021

Isaac hazel

he is the most annoying person you will ever meet. if you ever see him you will die completely.
so call 1800 33 1800

Isaac: hi i am Isaac hazel .
Other person: *dead*

by artyui March 20, 2019

Hazel

A girl who thinks she is amazing at dancing but really she sucks at it. She is such a try-hard in everything that she does but she never gets anything right. Hazel is super rude and bossy. Even when you try to be nice to her she is so annoying and disrespectful. So if you live in Australia, be careful for a girl named Hazel because I know someone named hazel and I try my best to ignore her.

Tj: There's Hazel
Maree: we should leave

by spittingfacts123 September 20, 2020

Hanzer

When someone sticks a hand between their legs and waddles quickly away because they crapped their pants in public.

That dude literally just hanzered himself.

by OtherJesus May 31, 2015