A slothlike animal. It can typically be found lounging on a couch. Hagoods love to talk about absurd shit as well as play computer games. They tend to construct messy nests of dirty clothes and frat cups. Hagoods have perfectly fine intentions but have been known to irritate others by nesting in already occupied space.
"Dude, is that a Hagood; i didn't know they actually exist?!"
"Yeah, i know man, thats cus they sleep all the time."
"Yeah, i know man, thats cus they sleep all the time."
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1. Adjective
Hancock, named after the movie of the same name, staring Will Smith, with a budget of $150 million, and a box office pull of $629.4 million, released July 2, 2008, refers to a piece of media/event/person/animal/thing which goes against ones preconceived notions (prejudices) after further investigation. Specifically in surprising, unexpected, or weird ways.
2. Noun
To shove ones head up another's butt. Refer to "hancock" on urban dictionary for more information.
1. Adjective
Hancock, named after the movie of the same name, staring Will Smith, with a budget of $150 million, and a box office pull of $629.4 million, released July 2, 2008, refers to a piece of media/event/person/animal/thing which goes against ones preconceived notions (prejudices) after further investigation. Specifically in surprising, unexpected, or weird ways.
2. Noun
To shove ones head up another's butt. Refer to "hancock" on urban dictionary for more information.
An example of hancock would be:
H:"That did not turn out how I thought it would."
J:"Yes, I agree it did not."
H:"Upon further investigation, that hancock was quite surprising, or unexpected."
J:"Some might say weird."
H:"It is of my belief that, that hancock, was quite hancock."
J:"Mine as well, it went against my preconceived notions (prejudices) on what it would entail."
H:"Much like the movie "Hancock"?"
J:"Yes indeed. Or other movies, such as "Ruby Sparks"."
H:"Or media/events/people/animals/things, for that matter."
J:"Indeed."
H:"...they look like a pretzel."
J:"Indeed."
H:"That did not turn out how I thought it would."
J:"Yes, I agree it did not."
H:"Upon further investigation, that hancock was quite surprising, or unexpected."
J:"Some might say weird."
H:"It is of my belief that, that hancock, was quite hancock."
J:"Mine as well, it went against my preconceived notions (prejudices) on what it would entail."
H:"Much like the movie "Hancock"?"
J:"Yes indeed. Or other movies, such as "Ruby Sparks"."
H:"Or media/events/people/animals/things, for that matter."
J:"Indeed."
H:"...they look like a pretzel."
J:"Indeed."
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*see movie*
Me: Dude, that movie made no fucking sense! That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.
*see movie*
Me: Dude, that movie made no fucking sense! That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.
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