muffin hands

noun. Hands that are short, stubby, and resemble a muffin when made into a fist.

When Alex tried to punch me with her muffin hands, I fell to the floor laughing because they looked so retarded.

by Tip Powell November 10, 2008

Manitoba Handshake

When a person breaks a bottle of Standard Lager over the head of another person. Usually done out of anger at a transgression by the receiving party. This has to be done with a bottle of the Manitoba Original Standard Lager. Otherwise it is simply bottling. In certain circumstances a bottle of Extra Old Stock can be substituted.

This broad kept knocking into Julie at the club so she gave her a Manitoba Handshake.

by Rik Van Howle August 14, 2009

Republican Handshake

noun - unsolicited, non-consensual groping of another person's crotch as practiced by prominent Republicans such as Donald Trump; a form of sexual assault.

Donald: I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything ... Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

Billy: Ah, yes. The old Republican Handshake.

by myowncompass October 8, 2016

handsy in the pantry

A fucked up girl tells a tale of giving a handjob in the pantry, but really she means she is holding hands in the pantry. Cool.

Erin: "Oh you know, we just got handsy in the pantry!!!!!"
Kimbo: "So you gave a hand job in the pantry...Cool"
Erin: "Uh no, we held hands."
Kimbo: (awk) "Gay"

by kimboslice4566 May 20, 2011

Gorilla Handshake

When two men reach for something under a table with their feet and unwittingly clasp toes together like they are holding hands.

Bill dropped his pencil under the table. Dale thought he would help him grab it. As they both eagerly grasped with their toes, they ended up in an awkward gorilla handshake. Neither of them spoke of the incident again.

by Moore Johnson July 25, 2011

Talking Hands

The over-enthusiastic use of one's hands when behind the camera to emphasize what they are talking about, and avoid still-handed awkwardness. Most frequently used by sports announcers and meteorologists.

I was watching the big game on Sunday night and, I tell you what, Cris Collinsworth was on top of his talking hands game.

by Forreisto March 16, 2012

man hands

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.

She's got man hands!

by keyshaw June 30, 2004