Puerto Rican Handjob

A Puerto Rican Handjob is the equivalent to a footjob, where on person causes another to ejaculate by using their feet.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a Puerto Rican Handjob, and let me tell you it was amazing.

by jjkk2828 May 12, 2011

western grip handjob

a handjob that is given when the hand is upside down and the thumb is free to explore

My girlfriend just gave me a WESTERN GRIP HANDJOB

by bob moorhay March 17, 2009

Buttery Serendipitous Handjob

The act of poking ones male genitalia through a bag of buttery popcorn you are sharing with a woman at the movies. When the women reaches for a handful of popcorn she acquires instead a handful of buttery penis. Thus the Buttery Serendipitous Handjob is created.

Trent- Grant got a Buttery Serendipitous Handjob at the movies from that hood-rat yesterday!

Max- Hes my hero.

by What Grant did to her June 29, 2011

texas chainsaw handjob

When a girl cuts off a dudes arm and jerks him off with it.

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob"

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob

by Gangstaaaaaa February 28, 2015

Siskel & Ebert Handjob

Dual, simultaneous handjobs, one standard style with thumb up and one western grip handjob style with thumb down.

She was sitting between us at the movie, so she went ahead and gave us a Siskel & Ebert Handjob!

by Mike Romaine from Florida August 25, 2010

Texas Style Handjob

When one spanks the monkey or gets a handy in the reverse grip of your normal jerkoff session. (Your fingers face upward instead of down) also known as a TSH or TSM

1
Kid A: I was late to school because my mom was giving me a Texas Style Handjob!
Kid B: That explains the hold up in the carpool lane

2
Whenever I choke the chicken I like to go Texas Style because it feels better

by HeyCouldYouLendMeAHandyRealQui September 15, 2010

West Coast Handjob

When a female provides a male sexual pleasure with her hand(s), using sunscreen as lube, until he has an ejaculatory orgasm. Using his semen, the male makes a mixture of semen and sunscreen, and rubs it on the desired area of his female partner. Then they go tan.

Damn, Asari gave me the best west coast handjob. She definitely didn't get burnt!

by BRADLEYMOTHERFUCKINGCARLSON July 07, 2012