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HANDJOB

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)
That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!
by Marty October 16, 2003
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Jalapeno handjob

Getting a handjob with icy hot as lube
My dick is still burning from that jalapeno handjob last night.
by Ash2meowth July 10, 2016
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Puerto Rican Handjob

A Puerto Rican Handjob is the equivalent to a footjob, where on person causes another to ejaculate by using their feet.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a Puerto Rican Handjob, and let me tell you it was amazing.
by jjkk2828 June 5, 2011
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California Handjob

Usually when the girl is tired or lazy and doesn't want to give you a real handjob, instead she takes off her shoes, or socks, lays on the floor, puts her feet together, side-by-side, and you put your penis in the arches of her feet.
I asked my wife for a handjob the other day, but she said she was tired, and took off her shoes and said she'd gratefully give me a California Handjob
by Mitchell Clooky June 15, 2008
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handjob

walter received a handjob from rebecca last night
by Anonymous hoe February 22, 2019
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Handjob

1: A great appetizer.
2: A terrible main course.
1: Ashley got John hard quickly with a brief handjob. She then proceeded to take all seven inches of his love pump into her mouth and let him finish on her chest.

It was the best experience of John's life.

2a: Rebecca gave Mark a handjob last night. At first he was wondering what it would lead to, but it just kept going. He tried very hard to enjoy it, but nearly said, "Stop, stop! I'll just do it myself!" at least twice.

2b: Mark: "I think Rebecca may be mad at me."
Eric: "Why d'you say that?"
Mark: "Well, she gave me a handjob last night."
Eric: "Aw, that sucks, dude."
Mark: "Trust me, there was no sucking involved."
by SKRONK June 23, 2009
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Handjob

The act of a woman rubbing up and down on a man's penis. This will make the man reach an orgasm and will cum.
Angelina and her boyfriend, Michael went camping together near a lake by themselves. Angelina and Michael were sitting by the campfire and got really bored. Then, suddenly, Angelina placed her hand on Michael's pants and start undressing him. Michael was grinning and got a boner. Angelina started giving him a handjob. She rubbed his penis up and down until Michael cummed on Angelina's shirt.
by xXangelwolfXx March 29, 2011
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