haemorrhage

why aren't there more definitions for this word wtf, anyways an escape of blood from a ruptured blood vessel.

person 1: haemorrhage

by ring a ding July 24, 2021

Hammock

The bottom of a bathing suit that sits between a girls hips when she's laying down (likely on a towel at the beach). Girl must have a very flat lower stomach so that the bottom suspends like a hammock over her stomach - supported at the hips.

Generally associated with women that starve themselves, however optly achieved with a good diet, intense workouts, or good family jeans.

- Dude, check out the hammock!

- She must be on that south beach diet!

by Left hand english October 3, 2009

Spanish Hammock

Usually refers to when a female is deep throating a guy on her knees and the male drastically streches his ball sack around her chin

my girlfriend was giving me head and she started to get tired. So i performed a Spanish Hammock so she can rest her jaw muscles

by Adam Polacko October 1, 2006

hamhog

a big black pile-drivin' jamaican ashy 22 inch cock

"Ingrid the chillian slut enjoys a BIG BLACK JAMAICAN HAMHOG when shes drunk and or on a daily basis. "

by rub`'sz January 19, 2007

purple hammock

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.

n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.

by alan October 26, 2004

hagmoe

A male who is so goddamn flaming, that the word fag has been combined with homo in order to make hagmoe.

Nolan has been acting like a gigantic hagmoe this week.

by Nutlicka November 11, 2004

hammocking

The process of laying a length of toilet paper directly from the left side of the toilet seat to the right (or vise versa) so that the toilet paper lies right beneath the anus, thus resembling a hammock; once this is accomplished one defecates on said 'hammock' to test the aim of ones anus and the strength quality of toilet paper used.

I was hammocking at the Wal-Mart today; their toilet paper was single ply so it didn't last very long. I wish I would have doubled up.

by Dr. Can Do November 9, 2009